Fat people: *Existing*
Y’all: *Foaming at the mouth* “Go back in the house you fat cow! No one wants to see you.”
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I’ve reached a stage in caregiving where every time I have to do something for my mother I want to crawl out of my skin and leave it behind like a shed. 😂😂😂😂
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Yappers, please shut up when you’re at the gym at 4:30AM. Baby, we do not wanna talk to you. 😂
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I have over 50 unread messages across text messages and social media platforms. And honestly, I can’t be bothered. I don’t wanna talk. 🤷🏾♀️
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Anne Halford retweeted
Ed Sheeran said “there’s supporting acts that depend on me for work” and all the supporting acts said “let’s us free you of that responsibility big man…” 🤭
Why am I, as a bachelor’s degree holder, having to correct the spelling and grammar of master’s degree holders? Like PLEASE. What did y’all learn?? 😂
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