Grandma in Florida tells Fox prices are too high so she's voting Republican, and the "save democracy" crowd immediately starts demanding age limits on voting. Funny how fast democracy stops being sacred when the old lady votes wrong. 👵🇺🇸

David Frum wants Washington to seize the only company on Earth that catches rockets out of the sky with a tower. NASA's own SLS dumps its core stage in the ocean every flight. Nationalize SpaceX and Starship flies again in 2090, right after the environmental review. 🤠🚀

Eight years of Democrats seeing Russian bots interfering in our elections from behind every bush. Now Canadian officials are huddling with Democrats and floating tariffs on U.S. states right before a midterm, and suddenly foreign interference is just being a good neighbor. 🍁

Bill Clinton says he's tired of all this "us vs. them." Sir, your wife called us deplorables and Biden called us garbage. Y'all didn't just start the us vs. them, you printed the T-shirts. 🙄

A sitting Supreme Court justice trashes her own court's voting rulings two weeks before the midterms, and WaPo plays it like a noble warning about democracy. Alito does that and it's a front-page ethics scandal for a month. ⚖️

WIRED tracked down Americans who fled Trump for Europe. One guy picked Poland to get away from politics. Another's dealing with NHS maternity waits, surprise taxes, and life without a dishwasher. Turns out the tyranny they escaped had better appliances. 😂

A 24-year-old with a camera exposed Minnesota fraud the entire state government somehow missed. Now Trump's paying regular Americans up to $30K to rat out the grifters stealing your tax dollars. Turns out the best fraud watchdog was never on the payroll. 🕵️

France has looting, arson, curfews and troops in the streets. The White House says look closely, that's what's at stake. Democrats say the real chaos risk is Republicans winning. Sure. Because it's always the guys in red hats torching the Wendy's. 🔥

Remember when doubting an election made you a "threat to democracy"? Now activist groups are on tape plotting "red lines" for when states can call the federal government illegitimate. Funny how fast the rules change when it's their side. 🙄

Texas law says no campaigning on the taxpayer's dime. Five teachers heard that and said "hold my Talarico shirt." Then they posted the hallway photo themselves. Not exactly hiding it. Bold move for people who grade others on following instructions. 📝

WARNING 🚨: Your enemy wants to make certain you know what WINNING feels like. Don’t get COCKY! Comfort makes you LAZY! ALWAYS remember to move our agenda forward.

Michael P. Desronvil, the holdout juror in the Clancy trial, is not the extremist here. He reached the same verdict as most of us. The OTHER jurors are the ones who should be investigated.

In a show of support for President Trump's decision to ban fake news outlets from the White House, I will not be watching any of the banned outlets or the other outlets foolishly supporting them.

Liberals believe that releasing more Epstein evidence than ANYONE EVER is "protecting Epstein" while doing nothing of the sort is "protecting the innocent."

Liberals believe you should be proud to wave a rainbow flag and love all kinds of freaky sex, but NOT to wave the AMERICAN Flag and love AMERICA!

Here in Houston, before “defund the police,” you used to see people getting pulled over for traffic violations, jaywalking was punished, police would show up when you called them and there was always a police presence in your neighborhood. Now, people drive like MANIACS with no legal consequences, people cross the streets like they are trying to kill themselves, you are told to file your own police report online if you call and if you want law enforcement near your home, you have to pay extra for security or membership with the Constable’s service. Why would we ever have thought that defunding the police would make us MORE safe?

Do “peaceful” Muslims ever denounce the actions of the Muslim terrorists?

Things were much better when THEY were in the closet.