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bio: Jaśnie/Pan, Przypadkowy Typ
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Substitute Torture

ALT Location: Hell. A gigantic demon with a whip announces to some tortured souls that “Master Satan is away” and that he’ll be overseeing their torture until Satan returns. A soul raises his hand in faux-concern: “Master Satan usually lets us have a break around now.” Devastating role reversal. The demon has a look of pensive anguish on his face. He has been successfully manipulated like a substitute teacher reporting to his first day on the job by students.
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This image is taken from a listing online for custom cigar humidors. This is a converted vintage FIM-43 “Redeye” guided missile system case, not a Stinger case. The case is from the 1960s. All this to say that the person in the screenshot lied for internet points, unheard of.
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The correct interpretation is that some people are willing to waste the time of six city workers to avoid paying $3
It will never be profitable to prosecute $3 crimes. But, society runs on a bunch of $3 transactions. So to have a society you have to arrest the guy stealing $3.
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けがれなくやどられた聖マリア、あなたによりすがるわたしたちのためにお祈りください。また、あなたによりすがらない人々、特に教会に敵対する人々、そしてわたしたちがあなたに依頼するすべての人々のためにお祈りください。
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Najdłuższe w historii zdanie wypowiedziane przez młodego wrażliwego mężczyznę:
"Give foid me give yearn foid me yearn foid give me yearn foid give me you."
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Better have an explanation ready, Kronies #kroniijokes
































