This was not the banana I was looking for.

Today is the day I practice procrastination.

Is it four yet?!?! I am REAAAALLLLLYYYY looking forward to a Zoom with my @taxretreat friends that does not involve tax returns and silence because we're all slaving away. Plus, I am just biting at the bit to find out where #TaxRetreat is going to be next year!

Me to clients bring tax docs in the week of the deadline. (Not that l’m the one actually doing the taxing.)

So much for the motivation to actually try doing work today.

Just hanging out looking for the purple banana. @taxretreat #TaxRetreat

Two types of emails today …. “Now that you’re past the deadline and have some free time …” and “Just following up … have you been able to finish that thing you said you’d finish after the deadline?”

just why even bother

Is the penny loafer obsolete?

Yippeee!!! We just got another spreadsheet from the dude.

"No one's death certificate ever said: Death by Failure to Pay Taxes" #TaxTwitter quote of the morning courtesy of @ajthecpa1226

one should be very careful typing "annual gift" when one is tired.

Who still uses fax machines, you ask? The IRS ... and ... my client's financial advisor who sent a 96 page consolidated 1099 that is almost completely illegible.

... client sends the seventh spreadsheet on the same set of real estate like-kind exchanges ... yes ... exchanges ... and nothing ties ...

wondering how many more hours until my face id stops working because of the bags under my eyes.

It’s Taco Tuesday time!

In honor of National M&M Day: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing out all the W's. @AccountingAsArt Get out there and celebrate, girl!

5-hour energy lied. i still need a nap.

saying I reviewed 7,000+ pages of k-1 partnership reporting for a handful of clients in two days sounds impressive - until i say they all included k-3 reporting pages with absolutely $0 foreign income. found some bodies and some phantoms @andreacpa0