Darling .... You are a breathtaking piece of art! The way you heal those uncountable broken pieces over and over again ... And still look like a masterpiece!
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She is free in her wildness, she is a wanderess, a drop of free water. She belongs to no man and to no city. She knows nothing of borders and invents her own rules and customs. 'Time' for her isn’t something to fight against. Her life flows clean, with passion, like fresh water.
Dr Jessica :
"I brought you some cake!"
My brain :
"Have you broken something?"
"Did you kill a patient?"
"Do you want to leave early?"
The craziest thing :
You can have an unsolicited opinion about my life and that's basically labeled under "Just an observation"
I return the favor and all of a sudden its labeled under "How can you be so judgmental?!?!?!?!?"
Shabo Aunty ... Matlab ?!
Happiest birthday sunshine!
Love your wit, your steadfast approach to life and your charm!
Always remain your unapologetic raw self!
@izzayyy24
Imagine your day beginning with extreme nahoosat and then a patient whose bills and dues are all cleared telling me that i owe her a free botox since she has lost her prescription BUT she remembers!
Matlab .... kuch bhi!
Sir Waqar telling the whole team to start taking responsibility and be more pro-active :
My brain :
"Kal Gumby ke paison pe khana khaaon ge, aaj ka din guzaar jaye buus!"
Loathe the ones who hide their laziness behind the garb of various mental and physical ailments.
Ma'am, I read people's behavioral patterns and physical symptoms for a for a living, I know the difference between illness and plain old unwillingness. Curb your shit show and move.
Dear Life ...
When I said, "What else could possibly go wrong now!?" I was being sarcastic, not placing an order
There is no greater irony than taking over a job that was an absolute trainwreck, only for the person responsible to suddenly turn into a high maintenance diva about how you finished it.
I really need to stop being that accommodating and understanding
They :
Don't say that, you'll get a lot of hate for this!
Me :
And exactly when has that ever stopped me before!
The sheer horror of hearing "meri skin bohot sensitive hai" after she confessed to milia extraction with a sweing needle at home🙄
Told Meeyian that everything outrageous that comes from me is entirely his fault since I have been created from his "tehri tareen pasli"
Had he worked on his pasli I wouldn't have been this unhinged 🤣
The Hawww Haayeee moment when one of the ladies from our neighboring office saw me in a jeans and tee and whispered loudly enough for me to hear "Aaisi aurton se hi behayai phail rahi hai!"
Sakina Baji, your show n tell cleavage begs to differ🙄