haters will see you bending space time to assert dominance over God and be like, “lol. virgin ass “

Would you make fun of me if i said this video made me tear up?

Never downloaded a focus app or gave any extra permission on my phone before until bro 🖤 @smashdirt

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When arab men show off their gains online is it purely for the enjoyment of other men? Their follower interactions are always with other men, and arab women generally dislike a slutty man publicly showing off his tits and skinny waist

Whenever a barista recognizes me and says welcome back it activates my fight or flight response

Discovering that it does in fact fuck with me when an artists racist past is discovered Havent been able to enjoy neither ethel cain nor slayter since all their news dropped And idc about “teens in their times” i was a teen in their time too living in arabia and knew better

Male arab travel influencers be like… ‘nows the perfect time to travel to st. petersburg’

I only eat fish so that my coat would get shinier

whenever you call me mean just remember my heart is technically smaller and frankensteined now so really its just how im built now

What do you do when the cab driver faintly smells of alcohol

Fontaines D.C would sound so good if this was winter 2013

What kind of day would monday be if it wasnt connected to work. Feel bad for it man it doesnt deserve such negative connotation

How to stop jeans from folding into a massive boner quick

Yeah bro great idea lets newtons cradle our balls while walking down the road who cares whats behind us

Forgot my headphones at home and boss isnt here for me to hand in my resignation :/

Seeing Everything Only Some Places when it’s out on streaming

Like this sounds fun but the chat gpt script turns me off so bad Now all im thinking is how everyone is gonna ask their chatbot for an idea then masquerade as a creative