Mr. Dr. Kalashnikov, phd

My brothers, my sisters…stand with me for the time has come. After many clandestine strikes and small covert operations… The 2026 Egg Nog War is here.

hear me out...

I apologize in advance to our more delicate followers. We must never forget the lovelies. That said, I tried to find a less intense angle of the events that unfolded but Rascal's bodycam was the only remaining functioning camera at his street position that night. The broader story is as old as time. Western self loathing and misunderstanding of its place and noblesse oblige stirred up in the same communistic cauldron as envy and third world avarice. The more narrow story of how and why Rascal was in France and how he managed to let any of those thugs bloody him up in the first place will have to be a story for another time. RASCAL IS FINE. Our people were able to get to him before he was overwhelmed. He claims he had things under control but he also does not seem to stoked that I have video that argues otherwise. He is stable and even making jokes with the nurses on site at a location that will remain undisclosed. He did say this: "Hey JD, givem' the new CZ Duty 4.0 F 9mm, it sure did the job and I really had not even had that much time behind it before things got spicy. Oh, and make sure to tell @SummRidge thanks, as always." "What are you doing in France, and when did you even leave?!" I asked, mildly frustrated. "Oh, sorry ol boy, that's Geneviève after me, says I need a fresh wrap, gotta go!" He said and quickly hung up. ... Well, there ya have it, my friends. This week is the new CZ. I will include more images and info below. *sidenote: Yes I notice that Rascal must have some unique model not available to the regular creature. It would appear to have some mechanism or feature uncommon to semi auto pistols that Rascal actuates prior to firing and it seems the pistol can also shoot off center if that is, in fact, where the assailant is, go figure *🤷‍♂️ Goodluck, Godspeed, Keep Going, & Paris When It Sizzles...