Superior semenship

I have to do this on the weekends to pay off my massive debt

He just can’t get enough horse 😌🐴🍆🍑🐮

I found the greatest Lego set ever!! 🐴🐴🐴

If horses were built like cows

How much for all

I wonder what nutting in reverse feels like 🤔

Taking applications for big bull boyfriends 🐮 ✅

Okay hear me out: the wash your dragon game but with horses 🧼 🐴 ✨

The official coffee creamer for horses 😌

You can crush a can with your bicep? That’s cute. I can crush one with my balls 😎

Sucking pole

It’s Buddy! And look who’s the next guest star! 🎨 Esper and Karst on FA #buddy #buddytheunicorn

Just let it happen

Okay Buddy Sing-Along was awesome but @Buddy_The_Uni I’m gonna need you to release your album now fr

Oh yeahhhh time for Buddy Sing-Along! #buddy #buddytheunicorn #buddysingalong

Ran into @MattTheMooCow today 🐮

I wasn’t invited back to the children’s party after this

“Daddy, can I have the chair shaped like a fully grown muscular man’s lap?”

“Don’t cum”

Girl is it autumn, cause I’m fall-ing for you 🐴 🍁