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Joined September 2009
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Junubin not playing on the on and off app. #SSOT
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Guide your kids to love school and complete it. You are not required to present your grades at a job interview
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Hulk just recreated that Roberto Carlos goal WTFFFF
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Solomon’s wealth didn’t reach everybody but Adam’s sin reached all of us🤔🤔
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Refilling a 14-kg gas cylinder costs roughly 120k, yet some people insist on using charcoal at 50k per bag that lasts at most two months. I have cooked with this cylinder for nearly two years without a refill.
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"Fairness can't come from people who benefited from your pain."
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When a relationship ends, is it meaningful to delete all memories from your social media timeline?
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Ugandans waste no time. Ash Dykes tebamulaba
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There’s a Karuma’s data-center project that is in discussions that could bring opportunities to South Sudanese, but South Sudan risks becoming just a consumer buying power and digital services while jobs, investment and technology stay in Uganda. 🇸🇸 South Sudan should negotiate now for affordable power, direct fiber, local data centers and tech investment. Or maybe they don’t know about this project even😒 coz why is nobody talking about it right now ?
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Life is squeezing people in this country but life is squeezing women, ehh.🙌
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Having sex with different people is not a flex, you're dirty 🤧🤧
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That guy on the Congo river is really stressing me out.
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FUFA TV's picture quality is proper Ugandan pride. Watching in 240p really takes you back to the good old days of the black and white television. Preserving our heritage, one blurry match at a time🫶🏾🙏🏾
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Bashir fat shamed me in the most subtle way 😭😭😭. After getting on his boda, he asked me why I stopped going to the gym 😭.
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This is the best game ever made.
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Your children are not your retirement plan. Invest for your future before they disappoint you in your old age.
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One of the biggest realities is that when you can’t be of use to them, they abandon you. There are individuals here who have abandoned their parents and can barely hear from them and in Juba, they celebrities. Thanks to the company for this charity, it will make a difference in his life
The man who was abandoned by his family in Juba Teaching Hospital has been awarded with Rickshaw by Hatay Holding Company after he’s fully recovered
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Some of you want marriage now forgetting that we are your biggest recommendation but we know you too well to let anyone have to suffer.
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Dear @mtnug, I can confirm that the car you gave to Night Ampurire is still helping her, and she has transformed. Today, I met her while she was on her way to the market. Many people call her Mama Mtn. However, she told me she dreams of having lunch together with @sylmulinge.
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Aston Villa is pleased to announce Visit Rwanda as the club’s Principal Partner, Official Tourism Partner and Official Coffee Provider. 🤝

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