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If you ever feel useless just remember these 28 lawyers went 0/115
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Man City’s Disguised Funding Scheme: Sponsorship Fees: Season - Total (Actually Paid) 2009/10 - £27.0m (£4.5m) 2010/11 - £41.25m (£12.75m) 2011/12 - £86.75m (£16.0m) 2012/13 - £121.75m (£16.0m) 2013/14 - £127.5m (£16.0m) 2014/15 - £123.2m (£16.0m) 2015/16 - £136.17 (£16.0m) 2016/17 - £140.59 (£11.0m) 2017/18 - £145.73m (£11.0m) Total - £949.94m (£119.25m) So sponsors were only liable for the £119.25m total figure, with the £830.69m additional shareholder funding disguised as ‘commercial partner revenue’.
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someone take City out of the oven they’re done
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SpoofEx retweeted
Chelsea buying Enzo Fernandez back from Man City when they’re in the Isthmian League
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Tonight's attendance is 1,086.
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SpoofEx retweeted
Everyone bored during the international break… David Ornstein:
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introducing our Sympathy For Man City pizza
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Premier League have ratified Karim Cassim's move to Man United from Man City. Set to be announced. Cassim, 17, is a No 8 #MUFC believe can be first-team player in time. David Eze + Isaac Konde set to follow soon. Noah Ajayi's first pro contract too ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/7625367…
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SpoofEx retweeted
Still the same. It's not close and sounds like it's never been close (nor have we made much of a move either).
I heard on Wednesday evening that we still weren't overly convinced about making a move for Hall for a variety of reasons. Seems a real split internally over him, so unless someone at the top has decided to get on with it, I'm still not sure how close this one really is
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This morning, a significant meeting took place in London between representatives of Carlos Baleba and Manchester United officials 💣 Sources indicate @ManUtd is preparing a new bid significantly lower than previous offers last and this summer. Baleba is ready to push for the move, signalling his desire to join the Premier League giants. This could be a game-changer for both as they seek a mutually beneficial deal.
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Ready to make his mark. The Manchester United family welcomes you, @04Andrey 🤝🔴

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Free Kobbie.
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We have some big news to share 👀🏟️

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Overturn this. 🧏‍♂️ #USABEL
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🚨🗣️ @sistoney67 on the hold up on the Mateus Fernades to Manchester United deal: "They’ve been relegated [West Ham] and had to sell players - it felt fairly straight forward to do it [the deal]. Within the haggling of we want this and we’re only prepared to pay this, West Ham have had a situation where the owner, David Sullivan, has stepped aside. He was the one who handled a lot of the transfers. Daniel Kretisnky, Czech Billionaire and a silent partner in a way at West Ham, has stepped up and has money to invest. The dynamic has suddenly changed. This doesn’t mean Fernandes won’t leave, I suspect he will, it’s just not as easy to do that deal as it would have been and then time drags on." [@UnitedStandMUFC]
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West Ham co-owner Daniel Kretinsky is understood to have brought in some of his own staff to help fill the void in executive positions at West Ham United following the extraordinary events of the last week. – C&H
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🔺NEW: Manchester United set to beat Arsenal in race for £80m-rated Mateus Fernandes West Ham United midfielder, who is also wanted by the new Real Madrid manager José Mourinho, is increasingly likely to make the move to Old Trafford ✍️ @garyjacob thetimes.com/sport/football/…
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United reach agreement with Brentford to sign Bryan Mbeumo. Deal between clubs struck at £65m guaranteed + up to £6m add-ons. 4 instalments. 26yo forward only wanted #MUFC & move from #BrentfordFC now being finalised @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/6499896…
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RT @FabrizioRomano: 🚨⭐️ Talented 16 year old centre back Harley Emsden James has signed for Manchester United, here we go! PL approve tran…
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