@SportsQoner

||Alessia Russo biggest fan❤️||Football Satire, Don't get me wrong, Don't get me right either 😮‍💨|| To God be the Glory 🛐

 London, England
Joined December 2023
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🚨🗣️ “I THINK HIS BILLS ARE DUE😂 !” Mikel Arteta on Nico Jover suddenly locking in after months without setpiece goals... 🎙️ "We went months without a set-piece goal, and I was starting to get worried. But the truth is, Nico Jover only locks in when he enters survival mode. 🗣️" He went the whole summer without a single bonus check, and last week his credit card got declined at the canteen while trying to buy a chicken wrap. He looked at me, pure panic in his eyes, and said, 'Mikel, I am starving. I am going to put Gabriel on the near post.' Suddenly, he's a tactical genius again. He has bills to pay, so until his bank account stabilizes, expect total chaos in the box." Dear Rival fans,,, Setpiece FC is so baaack 😂 || #Arsenal || #Gabriel || #EzriKonsa ||
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"Bruno Fernandes come to Galatasaray" and Brother was smiling his heart out 😂 Can Manchester United afford to dispose their Captain? ......... ⌛ 🟡⚫ || #Brunofernandes || #BrunoFiles ||
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Geff 🔴⚪
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Morning. People keep saying Arsenal are “boring” but we control games and still score. Most teams would kill for this level of control. I’ll take boring and three points every time.
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🚨🚨🎙 Alex Crook questions Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s faith in Jason Wilcox: “What has Jason Wilcox done to earn that level of trust? Look at some of the signings he made at Southampton, including Gavin Bazunu for £25m, who is now at Bolton. There were other poor decisions during his time there, yet he has become a key figure at Manchester United. The big concern for many fans is that Wilcox will now have a major say on the next managerial appointment. If that decision is not right, the problems at the club could continue.”
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Bobby COYG
@BobbyCOYG3h
Serious question, football fans only: Why should Harry Kane win the Balon d’or over Mbappe?
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BEN
@afc_ben1013h
Cucurella vs Lamine Yamal
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BEN
@afc_ben101h
Cucurella should be the one laughing, just like Arda Guler 🤣🤣
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BEN
@afc_ben101h
from your caption, this means mbappe has win the ballon d’Or right?
Fabrizio Romano
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🌕 Mbappé will travel to London for Ballon d’Or today, green light after 2024 case with Real Madrid. Harry Kane and Lamine Yamal will also attend the ceremony.
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🚨BREAKING: Bruno Fernandes believes he has won the Balon D'or. PFA player of the season PL player of the season PL play maker of the season FWA best player of the season Man United player of the season This is who English side chose to back for the Balon D'or.😭😂
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Flora🩵
@oche_fije3h
Our attack can win us games, but this defence will cost us trophies. We cannot keep gifting opponents cheap goals and expect to win the biggest titles. We have the squad to dominate everything, but we need to fix these defensive mistakes before they cost us everything.
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Gyökeres has 2 assists in our last 2 games against Bayern and Everton despite not playing 90 minutes in either. Give him more minutes and trust, and he’ll deliver.
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Bobby COYG
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Get in jor May our wishes comes to fulfillment this week
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M A V I X
@MavixRMCF2h
Cucurella on IG 😭😭😭
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Carol
@iam_caroln3h
They gave Micheal Carrick a contract without proper master plan. How can a club like Manchester United quality for champions League and you want to compete as a club then you sign Tielmans and Santos plus an injured Carlos Bareba ?! That was an incredible disrespect, you loose casemiro and never replace him , retain a washed Bruno Fernandez who lacks emotional intelligence and expect a team to be at one line Manchester United need to seat back and review all the factors because it's still early to sack Michel Carrick!
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Says the Lord 🙏
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LG🧃
@LFC_Joseph113h
How many goals do you see Mo Salah scoring against Rizespor today ??
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Manchester United fans before the season started: "We might actually be in the title race with Arsenal you know." Deluded fanbase! 😂😂😂😭😭😭
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Being unverified sucks 😞 One reply and swiii -failed to send on the next 🙌🌚
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PAUL
@AkuchiPaul4h
🤯 MANCHESTER UNITED’S NEXT MANAGER IS CRUCIAL If Michael Carrick leaves, United cannot afford another appointment without a clear long-term vision. They need an experienced manager who can handle the pressure, improve the team and compete at the highest level. Unai Emery, Carlo Ancelotti, Antonio Conte and Ernesto Valverde are names worth discussing. 👀
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Whytemoney
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FLEETWOOD TOWN vs ARSENAL — MATCH PREVIEW! We l head into this Carabao Cup clash looking to book our place in the quarter-finals, but Fleetwood Town won't be there just to make up the numbers. Fleetwood have already knocked out Sheffield United, proving they can cause problems in knockout football. Meanwhile, we will be looking to show our quality and avoid a potential cup upset. 👀 The big question: Will Arteta's youngsters step up and deliver, or could Fleetwood produce a shock? Gunners, what's your score prediction? 👇🔴⚪
🤖 Made with AI
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Malick
@Malick_Maburya2h
12 Premier League CLUBS have managed a five-game winning streak since October 2024. Arsenal ✅ Chelsea ✅ Aston Villa ✅ Liverpool ✅ Manchester City ✅ Leeds United ✅ Burnley ✅ Wolves ✅ Newcastle United ✅ Crystal Palace ✅ Brighton ✅ Nottingham Forest ✅ Manchester United? STILL NOT ON THE LIST. 😭😂
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