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After several Stable seasons, the Solo SquidChops returns. 🦑 30 Chads. 15 rounds. $3,000 on the table. 1 NFT drop every round (see picture below) Entry fee: $0. No excuses. No mercy. Be strong or be miserable — the SquidMaster doesn’t care. He will crush you either way. 🦑⚔️

It’s time for you to learn your fate in Round 3 after Round 2 saw you battle it out at the poker tables in 5-card Omaha! The number of surviving Chads is a decreasing function of the round variable: 34 → 13 → 8 → ? Who will walk away with the big payday? Good luck, bozos.

Round 1: Social Skillz of SquidChops Season 27 was an absolute massacre. You are weak. I expected nothing, and somehow I’m still disappointed. Now it’s time for Round 2: Poker After Dark.

SEASON LINEUP !

Season 27 of SquidChops is here. 33 locked in for our multi-skill battle royale with a $900+ prize pool. May the force be with you, chads.

Only 4 Chads survived the brutal Numerical Brainteaser round out of the 21 still alive. I’m giving away 2 tickets for a free entry into the next SquidChops season to two of you who provide the correct answer. You’ve got 96 hours chads. Good luck 🤑

Social Skillz Round 2 caused heavy damage, with 13 Chads falling in battle. Only 21 Chads remain, still fighting for the $1,020 prize pool. Round 3: Numerical Brainteaser has just ended—and it was another bloodbath!

5 clowns moving from wallet to wallet via BozoAirline—and if, at the moment of the snapshot, you’re unlucky enough to have one in your wallet, you’re eliminated. Result: 5 Chads down in Round 1, saying goodbye to the $1,000+ prize pool. 32 Chads remain to face Round 2: Social Skillz