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i can only shave while Youtube clips of Moneyball (2011) play in the background

Joined April 2011
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Interpretive🍉Dan retweeted
I cannot believe the Republican message of "get fucked" didn't resonate with people
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Interpretive🍉Dan retweeted
libbing out officially over i want jeffries and schumer gone
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It's so funny how they teased us with unsubtle hints towards rigging and tampering with the election just for absolutely nothing to come to fruition. Not even a whisper. They just took the fucking L and whimpered away.
Trump on the midterms: "We're going to elect a Republican House and a Republican Senate, stop the Dumocrats and the communists and we're gonna do a number like nobody has ever seen. They have a big surprise coming."
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TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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In order to meet the newly-mandated wokeness quota, please consider these four photos including me and my brother meeting Lin-Manuel Miranda at the Hamilton stagedoor, me cohosting a pride event in my rural hometown, me next to my published LGBTQ novel, and me in a Mamdani shirt
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"A lot of these people work for Abbott, a lot of these people just lost their job"
“Talarico’s a q****”: MAGA turns ugly as Republicans lose big in Texas. Young Republicans call midterm results "a tragedy" as James Talarico and Gina Hinojosa flip Texas blue for the first time in more than 30 years.
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Republicans don't claim voter fraud or cheating when they lose anymore they just stare at you like this
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i finally understand how this feels.
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Last night was all the evidence we needed that 2024 was not rigged or tampered with. Democrats ran a centrist AIPAC candidate who was not primary-approved and did little to nothing to establish herself away from her Israel-supporting predecessor. Candidate quality MATTERS.
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Everyone who predicted a blue tsunami tonight
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Solo Poly Hijabi Amputee girl is performing the Super Bowl Halftime Show
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If only Joe Biden were alive to see this beautiful day
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Tearing down all the data centers and replacing them with Criterion Closets.
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WE ALL GETTING ABORTIONS TONIGHT!
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there’s a new woke that’s supposed to be nuts
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Interpretive🍉Dan retweeted
Texas forever.
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Oh you mean like the numbers we use every day? Dumbass.
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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