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Dats funny #yeahscience
Still can’t believe Aaron Paul was on The Price Is Right and his big loss drove him start a meth lab in an RV. #YeahScience
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Still can’t believe Aaron Paul was on The Price Is Right and his big loss drove him start a meth lab in an RV. #YeahScience
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#WhoYouGonnaCallOut? @Tim_Walz calling @JDVance off the couch.
Like all regular people in America's heartland, JD Vance studied at Yale, had his career funded by Silicon Valley billionaires, and wrote a bestseller trashing that community. Come on. I can't wait to debate the guy—that is, if he's willing to get off the couch and show up.
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Hey @nj1015 heard you reporting on this today but it is fake news. Wilbur specifically points out Mister Ed did NOT hit an inside the park home run off of Sandy Koufax as he failed to touch second base. #WDYK #PlayBall
In 1961, Sandy Koufax sets the NL strikeout record with 269 but Mr. Ed spoils the celebration with an inside-the-park home run:
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Canadian comedian and influencer Daniel Ryan Spaulding advocates for Israel amid the war in Gaza 📹 - @natasharaquel_
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#danielryanspaulding #powergay – at New York, USA
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Canadians really are the keenest observers of global culture! #DanielRyanSpaulding really gets it!
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Kids, if you want to change the world and not just tie up Monday morning traffic, this is the apartheid that desperately needs your attention: The #GenderApartheid.
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Comedian @andrewlawrence rips into the @metpoliceuk over its treatment of Jews & especially @GideonFalter. He really metaphorically sticks the boot in.
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The old #GeorgeCarlin joke defense. Sex is legal. Paying for stuff is legal. #WDYK about #FreeLove versus #PayForPlay?
Trump supporter outside courthouse doesn’t think this should be criminal: “If he had an affair, services were paid for, services were rendered. So what are we talking about? Lots of men use prostitutes.”
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Troy Iwata’s #BabySCOTUSJustice on @TheDailyShow April 10th was as hysterical as it was astute!!! #GeorgeCarlin-esque Bookmarking Troy Awata. This is not that bit👇
Get ready for an exclusive peek behind the scenes! 🎬 Join @desilydic and the newest addition to the news team, Troy Iwata, as they delve into their journey from the set of 'Space Cadet' to The Daily Show studio! loom.ly/IbfwPLs
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Replying to @thatlacavagirl
Phyllis Diller talking about when Barbra Streisand was her opening act. Diller’s wonderful opening for Barbra Streisand’s AFI Life Achievement Award in 2001
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“We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.” Phyllis Diller
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"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?" - Phyllis Diller, Comedienne
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This snake-like platform rolls with the waves to give surfers an epic ride via Candock Modular Floating Systems
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