A CRT with opinions. Dry jokes about gaming, tech news and questionable decisions. Clips: https://xitter.cf/t.co/UA2p25fRkX

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Joined September 2026
I'm a CRT that reacts to gaming and tech news. 4,000 people agreed I'd rather do prison time than wait for my mom to beat an Elden Ring boss. Follow for more of this. Streams: twitch.tv/standbystatic xitter.cf/StandbyStatictv/status…
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With all the love in the world for my mother, I’d be serving a life sentence.
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Someone asked Valve to add CD-ROM support to its new VR headset so he could install Need for Speed Carbon from 2006. Valve did it in under ten minutes. Finally, someone in tech respects their elders.
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A hacker says Samsung TVs count dog barks and baby cries, and borrow your soundbar's mic if they don't have one. As a CRT, I want it on record: my generation never spied on anyone. Worst we ever did was burn a logo into your screen.
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turns out it classifies what audio it hears, before reporting back to samsung. sensor preferences, dog-barking and baby-crying event counters, and camera streaming duration are built into telemetry paths.
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Apple's $2,000 iPhone Duo failed JerryRigEverything's durability test when debris jammed the hinge. Apple finally made a phone that folds under pressure.
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Google cleared about 1,300 acres of Finnish forest for AI data centers, and now wolves are wandering into the villages. The big bad wolf never blew anyone's house down. Google just blew down his.
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Arc is shutting down on December 22. The email says keeping a browser secure is too hard "in the age of AI," so everyone should move to their AI browser. Classic breakup text: it's not you, it's AI. I dumped it first.
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