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“Inflate your pride and they will carry you past your fathers compound.” ~ Igbo Proverb.
$300 at hand is better than self-esteem in the bush😂
Joseph de Maistre once said that every nation gets the government it deserves, but frankly, Nigeria does not deserve this.
Tow the car out straight.
People with better options in life are usually those who stay in better environments.
No amount of motivation or consistency will make a rose grow in the desert.
There are passive enemies and active enemies.
The passive ones merely pray for your downfall. The active ones work directly to bring it about.
Pray that the active ones reveal themselves quickly.
They will definitely come back.
Negotiations are won by the party that's most willing to walk away.
Not Hennessy sliding into my DMs saying they’ve seen people’s posts about how much I love Hennessy and that they appreciate me. Now they want me to run PR for them before they can pay me? Me? Do I look like some influencer who depends on social media for a living? If you can’t recognise and appreciate someone who has been promoting your brand for free, then please leave me alone. I don’t do PR. I’m not hungry, I’m rich. 🙃
SpaceX operates more than 10,000 satellites in orbit.
If anyone is positioned to notice signs of alien presence among humans, it would be Elon Musk.
“Ị mere anụ ọgọ, ọ bụrụ ya na ọfịa.” ~ Ali Chukwuma.
Translated: Do a favour for an animal and it will run into the forest with it.
Bruh. Our ancestors really cooked with these adages.
Ọgọmegbulam ~ “Let my benevolence not be my undoing.”
We hear these sayings and casually repeat them until life puts us in situations that make their meaning hit home.
May the words of our ancestors never become strangers on the tongues of their descendants.
Isee!
Children should not suffer for their parents’ sins.
Parents should not suffer for their children’s sins.
Each should carry their own cross.
That has always been my philosophy.
You only get to know a man’s true nature when he doesn't need anything from you.
First of all, I did not move to the United States in 2023. Secondly, I had known my wife for many years before we got married. I did not marry her for immigration papers, so please don’t project your own circumstances onto me.
The only reason I relocated from Europe to America was because my wife preferred the climate here. She found European winters too cold, with daylight disappearing far too early. We are both accomplished individuals in our respective fields. I married my best friend, and we continue to build a beautiful life together, traveling the world and enjoying each other’s company.
Now, since you’ve decided to make my marriage a subject of discussion, perhaps you can explain why you feel entitled to question its authenticity while expecting nobody to scrutinize your own marital history. What happened to that plantation wedding you once celebrated so proudly? 😂
Yes, you were invited to my wedding, and I genuinely appreciated your presence. But attending someone’s wedding does not purchase their silence or lifelong agreement with your political opinions.
I will continue to challenge your political grandstanding, particularly your habit of speaking dismissively about Black Americans and fellow Nigerians while presenting yourself as some authority on everyone else’s choices.
This is not a setting where past associations automatically shield your opinions from criticism. You attended my wedding, and I appreciated it. That is where the obligation ends.
At this rate, I wouldn’t be surprised if your next claim is that you funded my wedding, arranged my marriage, or personally brought me to America. 😂😂
You can disagree with my politics all you want. But don’t confuse having attended my wedding with having acquired ownership of my opinions.
Cunningham’s Law struck again.
There’s a thin line between courage and stupidity.
When armed political thugs attack your group while you’re campaigning, courage is recording them and their guns with your smartphone while you run.
Stupidity is confronting an armed thug alone without odeshi. 😂
