Nothing quite like your toddler saying “good job buddy” after you use the bathroom bc that’s what you say to him after he uses the potty

To properly celebrate Lula winning, spell Brasil with an S

I’m ready to hire an Etsy witch to get that third book in the kingkiller chronicles

Companies should be required on job postings to disclose if they’ll force you to use sharepoint

The kids are calling it a Mucci

Very rude that old navy doesn’t make pajamas for cats like wdym they won’t match me on Christmas morning?

The mom I dislike at daycare has a neck tattoo so I will not be fighting her over her refusal to understand the drop off process

Scared to go outside to access my garage fridge bc the smell is either pot (would have to interact with the neighbors I don’t like) or a skunk (would have to confront wildlife idk)

Incredible merch at #DemCon

It’s my 35th rewatch and I fear that @JoshMalina might not actually have ruined The West Wing

Also if you or someone you know is hiring, let me know!

Just did this. Mixed results. TBD.

Having grandparents in adulthood is a blessing beyond measure and I’m so privileged that I had so much time with my grandfather. He passed last night at the age of 96. I know he’s singing hymns with my grandmother in heaven ♥️

Taking my husband to Costco as an enrichment activity

Best cheekbones in the Democratic party (sorry @malcolmkenyatta) Vote for @TishJames forever & always ♥️

I assumed every white person was half Irish, half Italian until I was like 22

The weather has me pulling out my fall Birks even though I know it won’t last