Arsenal fan. Sweary, sarcastic 🇮🇱✡️

Joined May 2013
Tonight I’m going to be watching a team in red, playing at Highbury And it isn’t Arsenal 😭
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Replying to @ManUtd
We would like to play a match against you, please. 🙏🇸🇲
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Erm no no. There is only one king of Brazil
You'll fall in loveeee I know you willllllllll Our number nine is the KING OF BRAZIL 🇧🇷
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Man Utd are so bad, and it’s fucking hilarious
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It’s amazing how men can do so many things… Prime ministers Kings Run business Look after a family But one thing they can’t do is… change a toilet roll
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The Arsenal win The Arsenal women win And its Happy Invincibles day ❤️🤍
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Steph ❤️🤍🏆 retweeted
If Pokémon has taught me anything, that's a shiny! ✨
A Rare Pink Dolphin Was Spotted Off The Coast Of Oman.
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TNT commentating this game like they’re commentating for German TV. They’re absolutely wetting themselves that arsenal are losing
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I see Barcelona have modelled their kit on their training cones
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And that’s what happens when you actually decide to shoot at goal
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Since Martinelli left, we’ve lost our pace. We’ve lost a different option. Now we have one style of football it’s becoming extremely predictable and at times easy to defend
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Watching Arsenal this season and there’s something missing. Some games I just feel we’re doing the bare minimum to get through games. And if plan A doesn’t work, I never feel we have a plan B
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I would find it more irritating not being safe but what do I know 🤷🏻‍♀️
the uk not having sockets in the bathroom is irritating me more by the day. is it like flat out illegal because i would PAY to have a plug socket put in my bathroom
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Steph ❤️🤍🏆 retweeted
People need to stop overreacting and judging... we don't know what Palmer went through that day, his free lunch at the club could have got served late, his car may not have started, the showers at the bridge might not have been working, he may have been out of his posh surrey apartment for too long... we just don't know what these Chelsea players go through!
Cole Palmer leaving Stamford Bridge after Chelsea beat Bournemouth 5-1 🎥 @charliepatrick0
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Steph ❤️🤍🏆 retweeted
I expect no radio play outside of Israel but you can be my radio.
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Marking Baby Loss Awareness Week #WaveOfLight
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Steph ❤️🤍🏆 retweeted
Never been less interested in watching El Cashico... It all just feels so meaningless.
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Watching Bakeoff from last night, and I really don’t know why I’ve bothered. This has to be the WORST series ever. Don’t know what flatbreads are, can’t make bread. Such a shame, that such a good programme has been ruined #gbbo
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