Where do ghosts go for fashionable clothing?
A boo-tique. #LunchPun
I’m enjoying listening to the Arabic ruler who performs cover versions of “Push It”, “You Showed Me” and “Whatta Man”.
It’s Sultan Pepa. #LunchPun
I’m going to have to end todays joke early as I can’t think of another word for tortilla.
That’s a wrap everybody… #LunchPun
As punishment for stealing all of the dairy products from the supermarket, I’ve been banished to eggs aisle.
#LunchPun
Thinking of asking a girl from Florida out. Any ideas?
Daytona beach?
Great idea! #LunchPun
My song about a long rope has a really good cord progression.
#LunchPun
Which musical comedian performs in a greengrocers, and how much does he charge?
Jazz per carrot. #LunchPun
When I need to cool down, I head to Starbucks.
It is well venti latte’d. #LunchPun
I refuse to let my socially awkward colleague turn off any lights until after I have left the office.
I’m scared of the dork… #LunchPun
I was given a conditional offer to study the removal of cat hair at University,
but I decided to defur… #LunchPun
I'm off to Asda with all my timepieces, as i've heard that there clocks have to go back today. #LunchPun
I love LL Cool J’s song about his love of Morris Dancing.
🎵They’re jingling baby🎵
#LunchPun
I think you’ll enjoy my song about a faulty door.
It has a lovely key change. #LunchPun
The funniest rapper in the world?
LOL Cool J.
Although, I’d say his brother ROFL Cool J is just as funny.
#LunchPun
I’m going on a European tour with Metallica. Our first stop?
🎵We’re off to Nether-Netherlands🎵
#LunchPun
The 3 main football teams from Birmingham have been pestering me to support them, and I’ve finally caved in and chosen West Brom.
That should keep the Wolves from the door. #LunchPun
If anyone wants more Australian hats,
I have more outback… #LunchPun
If you are sacked while working on a bridge between England and Wales, should you get any Severns pay?
#LunchPun