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I was chair of an interview panel and didn't give the best candidate the job because they were too fucking cheerful and I couldn't put up with that shit everyday.
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I have asked my publisher to use this quote on the paperback edition of my book on the black hole information paradox and emergent spacetime. Thank you β¦@vizcomicβ©
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I have a skull for a face, live in a shithole and my henchmen are useless pricks.
Still, on the plus side, at least Iβm not James Corden.
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James Corden given lifetime ban from Chester Zoo for being rude to the meerkats
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Dredd is the greatest action movie of the last twenty years. Completely brutal in all the best ways. Karl Urban deserved an Oscar for his performance
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Every single Irish No.1 of 1990 was unfathomably epic. History ended that year.
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It's our Christmas work party tonight but I don't know why I've bothered turning up. No-one is really getting on, the buffet is shit and Mer-Man is off his tits on smack.
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No, I won't, you homophobic piece of shit. Fuck off.
Please stop labeling bishops who speak the truth of the Gospel as homophobic. God gave us sexual intimacy for the procreation of children and the deeper union of a man & woman in marriage. Stating this truth is not homophobia, it is simply reality. bostonglobe.com/metro/2019/0β¦
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HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH U THIS LESSON OLD MANNNN
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Ladies and gents, we declare a national two-minute holiday as we proudly unveil the official trailer for Stan & Ollie. In Cinemas 11 Jan. #StanAndOllie
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If an anonymous Op-ed piece ever appears in The NYTimes disparaging my good name, know now it was written by Michael Dorn.
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Actual advertising on a condom machine in the gents of a pub in Glengariff, co.Cork, 2018 β at Cork, Ireland
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A tally from a box in Ballybrown, Co Limerick, just had 93.9% Yes. Wow
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Brilliant #doitforher
via @DistrictMagazin on instagram.com/p/BizRKxOFM_r/
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