Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people: “That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”

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steven avocado · Oct 28, 2026 · 5:33 PM UTC

steven avocado@StevenAvocado14h

Bc it’s cunt

Steven Bak

@RealStevenBakOct 27

I’ll Never Understand why Catholics Don’t Call out the Vatican over this?

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steven avocado · Oct 28, 2026 · 11:28 PM UTC

steven avocado@StevenAvocado8h

Vote!

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steven avocado · Oct 28, 2026 · 7:24 PM UTC

steven avocado@StevenAvocado12h

HPV photos in textbooks:

Pop Crave

@PopCrave19h

Heidi Klum shares another Halloween costume teaser.

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spooky dio · Oct 28, 2026 · 7:04 PM UTC

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spooky dio@SatyrOnMars12h

those are 2 different skill sets

✩@tomfooIeryyyOct 27

gay guys be stripping on twitter then get anxiety writing an email

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steven avocado · Oct 28, 2026 · 5:47 PM UTC

steven avocado@StevenAvocado14h

Squirrel Girl when she gets MVP in Marvel Rivals

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Luna · Oct 28, 2026 · 3:03 AM UTC

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Luna

@LatteLogiqueOct 28

What that dirty bitch Tamara saw after every show #H3 #H3H3 #EthanKlein

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Seb · Oct 27, 2026 · 11:20 PM UTC

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Seb@RedblueeboyOct 27

Average player from the united states as soon as they hear my latin accent in overwatch

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ً · Oct 28, 2026 · 2:14 AM UTC

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ً@chernobyldenierOct 28

your monkey not open like hers

Justin@JustThompOct 27

I love gay Halloween bc wdym ur Lisa Rinna dancing on the table at Andy Cohen’s baby shower 👄

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steven avocado · Oct 27, 2026 · 8:58 PM UTC

steven avocado@StevenAvocadoOct 27

Not everyone finding out about upper blepharoplasties 💀

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Saul Staniforth · Oct 27, 2026 · 9:44 AM UTC

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Saul Staniforth@SaulStaniforthOct 27

"Do you worry [Abdul El-Sayed] is a bit too left wing to win in Michigan?" Michigan voter "At this point what do we have to worry about? Anything but what we have. We're on our way to hell so at this point socialist, socialise, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living"

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Goddess 🎀 · Oct 24, 2026 · 6:31 PM UTC

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Goddess 🎀@prn63ssOct 24

successfully tricked the guy that ghosted me into liking me again so i can ghost him this time around

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Anti · Oct 25, 2026 · 12:58 AM UTC

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Anti@antipikerOct 25

hila mid ride

honey the male slayer 𝜗𝜚

@caramelcoloredOct 23

Hila Klein needs to get her lick back and fuck Hasan Piker RAW

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michael 4 · Oct 24, 2026 · 9:17 PM UTC

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michael 4@MICHAELF0UROct 24

saw a straight girl squeezing her boyfriend’s ass oh you know that queen gets her nails painted

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erika · Oct 24, 2026 · 3:54 PM UTC

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erika@erika_suxOct 24

POV you’re trying to eat in my apartment

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𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚 🕯️ · Oct 23, 2026 · 11:05 AM UTC

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𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚 🕯️@livsdelusionOct 23

jessica lange filming episode 12 #ahs13

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lala 𐙚 · Oct 22, 2026 · 10:20 PM UTC

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lala 𐙚@soulcardanOct 22

quando vc termina com o seu nada

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☭ King of Jannies, hands off the Global South · Oct 22, 2026 · 4:41 AM UTC

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☭ King of Jannies, hands off the Global South@ACleverNicknameOct 22

Reminder that the person that turned in Luigi got fired and never got the reward

WBC24

@WBC24NewsOct 22

JUST IN: FBI releases surveillance images of a man suspected of throwing a Molotov cocktail at a ICE building in Atlanta, offering up to $20,000 for information.