MENTAL HIGHWAY MAY 9TH

“dan from dan vs with top surgery scars”

playing pokemon for the first time in many years, i was def one of those kids that only learned moves that dealt damage but man when you use like smokescreen or tail whip and their attacks don’t do shit it makes me shoot ropes, i am truly the poké master

bostonion furry be like : dog broads wit big snouts and fur give me a fuckin wicked boner kid, go sox

i keep getting close to a mental breakdown but i just go to bed early instead, im a honk mimimi hoooonk mimimi maxxing sleepycel

days like this make me wish i still had my zodiac dvd 💔

furry hating being “funny” in 2016 was so stupid and i regret ever cracking a joke, let them have a fucking hobby, they support the arts and draw pictures, literally the catholic church during the renaissance and thats not “cringe” is it? checkmate liberal

my insta algorithm thinks i am a furry because i only linger and leave likes on images of anthropomorphic animals wtf bro this ain’t right

free speech means nothing to y’all until a washed formerly great artist is criticized for praising Adolf hitler 💀💀💀 come the fuck on bro

hydrogen bomb (a tall bottle of corona) vs coughing baby (my liver)

trying to think of a “____ be like” joke but i know because i’m trying so hard to think one up when i do it’s gonna fucking trash slop

shoutout lance at the suicide hotline

i noticed a night and day difference in my melody writing and chords when i separated it from the beat making process i.e. sitting down at a Yamaha keyboard with a notebook and figuring out a chord progression, then i can just hop on my daw, plug the notes in and edit em

i cant believe soundcloud is canon in lazarus, another victim of the woke mind virus 💔💔💔💔