Altan Summers

❝Anchovies, anchovies, you're so delicious. I love you more than all the other fishes.❞ 🗝Male!Dawn 🗝#BtVSRP 🗝Multi-Verse 🗝Bi 🗝Lit., Semi-Lit. 🗝RP Only, 18+ 🗝RT?

|| Yep this one is mine too. Bye.

"Spooning is out, spatulating is the next big trend. Sidle up behind your partner and then launch them out of bed."

"I regret being born…why did I do that?"

"I hate it when you’re outside and the sun…"

"Someone just gave me a free cake…should I be worried?"

"No offense but if I die and no one uses a ouija board to keep me updated on memes, I will literally haunt you all."

"Do you think I can fit an entire orange in my mouth?"

"I speak four languages. They’re called horny, sad, hungry, and annoying."

"I’m bisexual and confused…not about being bisexual. I just never know what the fuck is going on."

"Where do I sign up?"

"I totally forgot I existed."

"'Well, at least I don’t have to wake up anymore' is what I want my tombstone to say."

Altan spits out his hot chocolate. "Oh goodness."

"I’m sorry, I should be ashamed." Altan chuckles, drinking the hot chocolate instead and watching the TL.

Altan puts spinach in a bong. "Yeah bro, I smoke weed all the time."

"Curse your inevitable betrayal!"

"Ethan even looks a bit like Scar. Heh."

"Currently torn between 'my sexuality is none of your business' and 'I hope they don’t think I’m straight, god forbid'."

"Nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street."

"Wait, what did I miss? Did I hear someone mention anchovies?"