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I sometimes review films. Survivor of retail wars. @hollywoodsnitch

Illinois, USA
Joined March 2009
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Second best @Svengoolie episode ever! Two big accomplishments... We made the letters segment again AND our son's new little sister that #svengoolie mentioned is starting to roll over at three months!
Best. #Svengoolie. Episode. Ever. We made the letters segment!! And on cue, my son repeated, "Berrrrrrwyn!!" You made our day, @Svengoolie.
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JD Vance when he has to swear in Abdul El Sayed while holding a Koran
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Two years ago, voters powered Trump to the political comeback of the century. On Tuesday, they rejected him comprehensively.

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Elon Musk is mass deleting tweets like he's a Nazi burning documents in a fireplace at the end of WW II and it's funny because the internet NEVER FORGETS.
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I’m crying. 😭😭😭 This might be the most diabolical use of a foldable phone I’ve ever seen. The reveal when he opens it is INSANE. 💀
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Every MAGAt in this picture has been accused, indicted, convicted of, or found civilly liable for sex crimes. Three are currently in jail. Andrew Tate @Cobratate - Indicted/Charged with multiple counts or rape and human trafficking Russell Brand @rustyrockets - Convicted of Rape Donald Trump @DonaldTrump - Civilly Liable / A federal Judge stated he raped E. Jean Caroll Mike Tyson @MikeTyson - Convicted of Rape Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA - Civilly liable for Sexual Assault Lawrence Taylor @LT_56 - Registered Sex Offender. Arrest for sex with a minor. Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman - Indicted/Charged with multiple counts or rape and human trafficking
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Something common here...
Trump administration staff departures include: — Susie Wiles — Katie Zacharia — Kimberly Guilfoyle — Kristi Noem — Pam Bondi — Tulsi Gabbard — Karoline Leavitt — Lori Chavez-DeRemer — Harmeet Dillon — Alina Habba
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We got a new chief of staph 😂
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17-year-old Stephen Miller: “Torture is the way to go…Torture is a celebration of life and human dignity.”
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Evidently, this fucking toilet bowl of a human has forgotten January 6th completely, just like every other right-wing shitbag asking the same disingenuous question. Or, you know, they're just fucking scumbags.
Hey liberals, quick question from a conservative upset about the midterms… Are we supposed to start rioting and burning down cities now, or is that just what you guys do when you lose? 😂
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The "pretty bad law" passed the Senate 100-0 and the House 413–9.
Trump on a law he may end up violating that prohibits Russian diesel from being unloaded in the US: "By Biden -- that probably makes it a pretty bad law"
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HILARIOUS: #Bears HC Ben Johnson was asked how much time he aims to take off during the bye week. “As much as my wife wants me to.” Johnson said he’ll find out her plans after the game, but admitted it’ll be hard to stay away from work. BEN JOHNSON IS OBSESSED WITH FOOTBALL😭
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Q: How does it feel to lose? Trump:
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Leaked emails reveal Stephen Miller exchanged over 900 messages with Breitbart News promoting white nationalist theories.
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Unearthed video of Stephen Miller on bizarre tirade: "I am sick and tired of being told to pick up my trash when we have plenty of janitors to do it for us!"
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DEAD POETS SOCIETY and MRS. DOUBTFIRE are out now on 4K Ultra HD! To celebrate, we’re giving away copies. To enter, follow us, repost this post and tell us your favourite Robin Williams performance. Good luck!
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👇🏼You heard it first on @MSNOWNews - on Election night I told @maddow my sources inside the Trump Administration were telling me their biggest concern was that Stephen Miller would become Chief of Staff after midterms. Three days later, he is just that.
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It is our distinct honor and privilege to announce the first guest for our revival of The Snitch Network: A Hollywood Snitch Production is Emmy and Golden Globe award winner @janemarielynch! The episode will drop next week, so stay tuned!
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Naming Stephen Miller White House Chief of Staff is Trump saying, "I heard you, America!"
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Lmao been waiting for this….absolute cinema….no notes!
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