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Stoolify John

@Stoolify

I like the Commanders, LeBron, UNC, Dodgers, Wizards and anyone against the Patriots.

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Joined November 2025
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Replying to @Jboricua_512 @MarshallGreen_
Did God tell you to say that
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Just saying… never seen Bill & Dolly in the same room
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TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZSep 17
Dolly Parton posthumously accepts award in pre-recorded Lifetime Achievement speech 🤍
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This is called the “Jared Goff likes to throw the ball to Amon-Ra and Josh Allen has no elite receivers” parlay
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Great start to the matchup
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Replying to @ChatSports
Lions defense fr
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Josh Allen after inspecting grass:
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alex brasky (@alexbrasky) profile picturealex brasky
@alexbraskySep 15
Josh Allen on the new grass inside new Highmark Stadium: “The footing seemed better. More stable. More solid. Very happy.” Bills had to re-sod the field after it was torn up after two preseason games
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People mad at Sydney Sweeney for sexualizing sports but where was the hate for this
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Ah yes, blame the young players, not the coaches preparing them. Every great coach does this 🥸
FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX) profile pictureFOX Sports: NFL
@NFLonFOXSep 14
Cowboys HC Brian Schottenheimer wasn't too happy with the young guys in their loss
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COLSTON LOVELAND HOW TF DOES YOUR TEAM SCORE 52 AND YOU HAVE 0?!? DID YOU STEAL CALEB WILLIAMS NAIL TECH OR SOMETHING
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@JackLautaret
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Replying to @tracegirouard48
Let’s go Trace!!!!!
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🚨BREAKING MOOS🚨 FREE AGENT SIGNING: Stoolify is no longer on the waiver wire. #wojbomb
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Brandon Walker (@BFW) profile pictureBrandon Walker
@BFWSep 2
What happens during the commercial breaks of Wake Up Barstool?
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Bro walked on water and then crushed some brisket and barbacoa at Jack’s bar-b-q after
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Leading Report (@LeadingReport) profile pictureLeading Report
@LeadingReportSep 3
Site where the Bible says Jesus walked on water discovered after 2,000 years, per Daily Mail.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Sea of Galilee and Capernaum have been known and archaeologically studied since the 1800s. The story describes a harbor structure previously mapped decades ago, further exposed by low water levels. dailymail.com/sciencetech/ar… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capernaum cmc-terrasanta.org/en/media/news/…
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He knows who the real king is
Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) profile pictureBleacher Report
@BleacherReportSep 2
Jalen Brunson says he will never call himself the “King of New York” because it comes off as “self-centered” Brunson staying humble 💯 (via @RoadTrippinShow)
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Glad I didn’t go through with this. 7UP is crazy work. Hank needs to start golfing more.
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@StoolifySep 1
I want to take out a $1,000,000 loan and put it on Hank Gruden and PFT
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Some of y’all don’t know this was Mintzy back in the day and it shows:
Viva La Stool (@VivaLaStool) profile pictureViva La Stool
@VivaLaStoolSep 1
Dave Portnoy received word that Mintzy complained about the #DKRoadTrip prize being “a little light” and “not worth his time” He called into the Team Black van to confront Mintzy and get to the bottom of it.
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