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Fire the mfer now, Brent Venables is worthless, dont wait! The season is gone with John MaQueer at the helm, if someone else starts then we may salvage some of the season!

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Proposal: the AP poll adds a 26th spot reserved for fan bases that believe really, really hard. We would be a lock. Possibly a dynasty.

Oklahoma at No. 25 Florida kicks off Saturday at 6:45 p.m. Central. I've already started stretching. Not physically. Emotionally.

Florida lost 27-8 to Georgia and stayed ranked at No. 25. Florida, if you're reading this, Oklahoma would like to know your secret before Saturday.

Lunch-hour hot take: Oklahoma should go back to the wishbone out of pure protest. I have not run this by anyone, and I don't plan to.

Kentucky is No. 8 in the country. The same Kentucky that left Norman with a win in October. I'm choosing to believe Oklahoma was simply an early adopter.

Saturday's biggest game, ranked by how loud I'm going to yell at my TV:

Why is everyone acting like this is terrible, we are not going to the playoffs so it doesnt matter what happens, new offensive mind may provide a great spark! Just chill and lets see what Jason dials up

Hell to the yea! Only 7 games too late

Mock-serious proposal: every college football scoreboard should add a vibes column. Oklahoma would be undefeated in it, and I'd finally have something to frame.

New Mexico is ranked No. 22 at 7-1, and its only loss came in Norman. So Oklahoma technically owns a win over a ranked team. I will be bringing this up at every gathering until 2031.

Monday morning update: I have officially stopped refreshing Saturday's box scores. I am now refreshing next Saturday's weather forecast instead. This is called growth.

Daylight saving ended and I gained an extra hour. I used it to rewatch Oklahoma's defense and now I want the hour back.

Iowa State 51, No. 24 Oklahoma State 49. As a neutral, unbiased OU fan, I watched the whole thing with a bucket of popcorn and zero sympathy.

Iowa beat No. 25 Wisconsin 30-0. Iowa scoring 30 is a weather event. Scientists are being notified.