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Straight Line USA retweeted
Okay so here’s why we’re screwed.
White people are basically like these silly little teletubby things who evolved to live in tubby world.
Their naïveté and impartiality is absolutely wonderful because everyone loves everyone, and then they help their neighbors build a shed, and then they buy their teenager a used car that has no odometer fraud, and then they hire whoever is best for a job no matter what they look like, and then they all hold hands and chant Dahoo Dores on Christmas Eve.
But they have this adorable little habit of letting giant maggots and death eaters into tubbyland because they look so so sad in maggot death land :(
The new guys then immediately act as a cohesive unit and seize power to begin consuming tubby flesh while the silly tubbies run around saying “beep boop I voted for mr Satan Deathpants. He’s gonna give tubby babies free candy!😊”
A few tism-tubbies meet in a secret home called X dot com and fall to their knees and pray for Hitlertubby to show up and do a tubbycäust (mass tubbyportations).
While all the normies hangout on tubbytok and get so so angry at the tism-tubbies because why wouldn’t you want FREE CANDY for BABIES?!
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Guys, if you are an accelerationist that is happy about this result you don't understand the future. Hitler got elected because Germany was full of Germans that wanted what he was selling. We have already been replaced as a voting block to the point that if a Hitler type candidate were to arise he would never win. The only possible way forward is balkanization of the United States and maybe one of those smaller Nation States could elect someone like that but outside of that it's not going to happen. Your candidates moving forward will be mystery meat "American" on the right and Star Wars name on the left as the boomer politicians get pushed out of both parties.
To be clear, I was the absolute first person to report this outcome. Hope you all put your bets in on kalshi back then.
BREAKING NEWS! POLITCAL CORRESPONDENT @StraightLineUSA officially calls the Michigan governors race for Jocelyn Benson by 10 points.
Straight Line USA retweeted
I think we're moving back in the right direction with playground design. I call it "The Pile of Consequences"
"If there isn't a person standing in every square foot of available space then we must import infinity savages until the entire country looks like downtown Delhi"
Where nobody lives in America. All that green represents 0 population. We still have so much more room to grow as a country.
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Straight Line USA retweeted
My wife’ll show you the candy station on your way up the driveway and you can have all the snickers you want. But you have to say trick or treat. You see, Jarquavious, I can deal with the pillow case candy buckets and the faint odor of weed and the Bluetooth speaker playing in your mom’s Kia Sportage. I don't want money and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty Black Panther costume and with your public school mouth extend me some fucking courtesy! You gotta say trick or treat.
If someone said we were getting ice cream and brought me here I couldn't be blamed for what would happen.
Kids book titled "America Is" copyright 2002. They have been psyoping you and your children to believe this is what America looks like for a long time. Not a white man in sight.
Straight Line USA retweeted
"It's not gambling, it's a prediction market"
is the same as
"It's not pornography, it's OnlyFans"
Fuck you Ben; I genuinely and sincerely hope something terrible happens to you. The idea we're stuck with you on our side makes me fucking sick.
First, full disclosure, as always: Kalshi is a sponsor on our show. So people will take any opinion with a grain of salt, which is fine. But at the heart of the Kalshi question is a simpler one: what’s the difference between a prediction market and a traditional betting platform, like DraftKings? I asked Tarek Mansour that question directly. Here’s his answer.