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Oregon based, not a dad, not a husband, definitely in tech, definitely not in France, almost certainly a gambling addict. TV, movies, games, Disneyworld

Nice, France
Joined July 2024
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Hey, if you're a Vtuber, don't bother following I will not follow back Thank you
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I constantly think about this guy in the developer commentary who just talks about how he hates his ex-wife 🤧
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Behind-the-scenes footage of an early version of South Park's GTA 6 "Dog Poop" episode has been shared on Instagram by thesouthparkers. The footage features slightly more GTA 6 gameplay and in-game audio than the final episode, but is missing Tish Hicks' voiceover, which appears to have been added later in production.
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URGENT: about 5 seconds after I took that crab photo, a TV crew stopped me to interview me about the election. I went off about the whole Umamusume situation and explained how the place went bluer than Avatar. I think they said this was for TV Osaka- does ANYONE have access to that or could record it?
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Replying to @Dexerto
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They made it right, just got back with my two bags of free food. Solid lads.
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Hi there, we are so sorry to hear this happened. Please know that we take the safety and quality of our recipes very seriously, and it is of the utmost importance to us. Can you please send us a direct message to gather more information and better assist? -Abbie
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Pokopia runs pretty well on that AI generated emulator. Random shader issues tho that make it seizure inducing. I'm sure that'll be fixed up in a bit. Played a full hour, no crashes.
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Chris Christie UNLOADS on Vivek Ramswamy losing the Ohio governor’s race... “You not only have to question the judgement of a man who would take a woman — an elderly woman, out of the car she was living in out of the parking lot in a church in Pennsylvania with her cats and put her in front of a video camera, and make that a TV add in the gubernatorial race. We know what Vivek Ramswamy is, and voters have judged him as such. But here is the real problem going forward. J.D. Vance stood 100 percent with Vivek Ramaswamy. Not only as a person and a candidate, but he stood behind that advertisement. And Vivek Ramaswamy will be forgotten. He is going to be sent to the dustbin of history. But J.D. Vance is going to be remembered, I think, for this campaign, for more than anything else, David, that he stood by that ad, a man who wrote a book on Catholicism, stood behind that ad. It’s a disgrace.”
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I bet @SteveDownes117 is quietly happy that @MartyTheElder lost 🤣🤣🤣
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🚨 BREAKING: Ted Cruz is now the only statewide Republican elected in Texas.
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Get fucked Marty O'Donnell you bitch. No one likes you. @MartyTheElder
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.@charliekirk11 live reaction
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🚨 Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick: “I’m not going to legalize marijuana and if people want to vote me out of office for that, so be it.” He has now been voted out of office.
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🚨NEW: Take-Two CEO Strauss Zelnick sat down today with @WSJ to discuss the launch of Grand Theft Auto VI. The interviewer literally said straight to his face that they don’t have any major hits, despite the huge success of GTA 5 and Red Dead 2… 💀 Strauss’ reaction says it ALL… What a clueless clown she is… 🤡😭
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Wave so blue that Democrats who dropped out and don't even want to be there are still getting elected
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shoutout to disgraced former Bungie composer marty o'donnell for completely eating fucking shit and losing an election last night. here's hoping you take advantage of nevada's open carry law and "finish the fight" with a beretta M9 while sobbing alone in a Chili's bathroom
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Hey @MartyTheElder I hope you take tonight to reflect on the fact that despite your incredible artistic talent literally nobody wants to associate with you. You were fired from Bungie for being a fucking cunt, and now the people have denied you. Internalize that. Usually, incredible artistic talent is enough to look past personal fails, but not for you
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🚨 YouTuber EDP445 arrested and charged with sex crimes, tried to meet 13-year-old girl for sex. Details: tmz.me/48xCvXH
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EDP 445 breaking news!
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Enjoy your retirement @MartyTheElder
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