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Financial Planner & financial wellness speaker. Concert junkie. ⭕️ Foodie. Work hard, be kind, travel, go see live music.

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Joined January 2018
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Everyone: How come you got married so late? Me: 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Our little bat has nice teefs 🦇 🥹
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What’s a polite way to tell someone, “I’m not discussing this with you because your entire understanding of the subject is built on so many interconnected misconceptions that correcting them would require uninstalling your current worldview and starting the tutorial from birth”?
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can’t even be bothered to find out what the $12.99 is from apple anymore whatever bro just take it I got a lot going on
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Rock retweeted
I don't want to “download the app” to pay for parking. I don't want to “create an account” to see a menu. I don't want to “provide feedback” on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash
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Someone needs to build an app called LinkedOut where employees share the real reasons they quit their toxic jobs.
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Dear everyone who bought tickets for the Goose after party, You are amazing. I’m relatively sure this was the biggest on-sale we’ve ever had for a DJ Brownie show. I’m not surprised. There is a lot of crossover with the Biscuits and Goose communities and the goose community has been incredibly welcoming and supportive as well. And we have the mystery band which is so fun as well. I can see it’s gonna be a huge show at this point and I’m super excited to reveal the band, come back to AC and party all night with you. To everyone else: tixr.com/groups/anchorrockcl…
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Getting a jump on Halloween 🎃 🌶️
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“Far left” and it’s just a mfer saying a full time job should cover rent and groceries.a
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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This might sound crazy. But one of the skills you NEED to learn is how to deal with a more and more illiterate society full of emotionally dysregulated people. If you keep getting frustrated every day over how "ďumb" everything/everyone seems, the stress of it is going to wreck your mind.
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Ate at a new spot called “Bar Mutz”. Place is an unapologetically unhinged love letter to NJ through pop culture & food. Fresh Mutz was 🔥 but their spicy rigatoni, chicken Milanese w/ Caesar, & breaded sausage/chicken parm mashup was wild. Vibes & 90s hip hop were abundant
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Bathroom decor was also 🤌🤌
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The girls had a charity event last night, so the Dads took ALL the kids out for Hibachi. 12 kids. 12! Ranging in age from 1 to 8 years old. Holy hell that was fucking TORTURE. My kids were not good, but they were the best behaved two there. I tipped 40%. End of rant.
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Mike is out here doing the Lord's work.
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The entire theme of my Generation X upbringing was *Actions Have Consequences*. I think that's why i'm so fucking confused with our current reality.
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Turning to strangers in an elevator after ten seconds of silence and saying “So do you guys think the bird was actually for sale or no”
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I need to come clean with y’all. I’ll admit it.. I do judge people at the gym. It’s a *cruel* judgement game called “Will I see someone younger than the T-shirt that I’m wearing?” I’ve always lose this game. 😂 💪
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Kelly Clarkson this weekend:
fuck you and your bird
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David Bailey’s final stat line against the Browns is ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS: • 57 total defensive snaps (8th on team) • 7 total pressures (1st on team) • 3 sacks (1st on team) • 4 QB hits (1st on team) • 3 QB hurries (1st on team) • 6 STOPS (1st on team) • 7 total tackles (2nd on team) • 1 FF (1st on team) The Jets rookie DE is already one of the SCARIEST pass rushers in the NFL 🤯🔥
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Made the best of one of the wettest tailgates in years. Final course- Short rib sliders on kings Hawaiian rolls. And now we’re inside and dry. 🥰
Replying to @njrealtornic
@njrealtornic you’ll be extremely proud of our menu today. - Taylor ham egg and cheese Sammie’s - Steamed clams with garlic and white wine - short rib sliders on kings Hawaiian (Pics to come!)
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