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bringing pie back one slice at a time. Furry, software, hockey, distance running. You're out living it up today, I've got dues to pay

Chicago, IL
Joined April 2010
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When I die, my funeral must have an open bar, a good music list (also slip in the chicken dance to troll the mourners), a bouquet toss. Depending on what season, it should also have a bouncy house weather permitting.
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And so life returns to normal... @SpORKStyles @StreetFur @slightlyfurry
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Someone help me, I’m going out to dinner w/ @StreetFur. It’s torture… and ramen!
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When the opportunity for the perfect shot comes! 🏐🏐🏐 For @SaxonRam and @Mortova 🏖️
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anthony asked the discord if ratatouille was a mecha and I cried laughing when I made this joke
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holy shit they named a cat after me
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MATTHEW
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Euros give Americans shit for not knowing geography, but how many of these states do you recognize?
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ahhhhh. my son. my wonderful son who will kill over half of the cephalopod population
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Fun fact: Sea otters are the only marine animal that use tools, though their tools are mostly rocks. They even have a pocket-like fold of fur to keep their favorite rock. 🦦🪨🧰 #naturalhabitok #naturalhabitat #naturalhabitatshorts
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Hey, it's me!
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Another ski day w/ @StreetFur
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after all, we are alive.
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Some Frye doodles (with a tiny shiv and big man)!! I love thinking about the three of em goin' for brunch/drinks somewhere!!
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I've tried to send a tweet that I made a 🐘 can be found with streetfur at pawb dot fun but each time I type the server accurately it fails to send tweet. Gee I wonder why.
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*keeps sippin*
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