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Joined April 2019
I'll never understand the anti-SBMM position of "it protects bad players" when the primary argument these people have is that they don't want to play against sweats. YOU are the one literally asking for protection.
This is who SBMM is protecting
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If you celebrated the last Jayden Daniels win by having sex with your wife the baby would already be crawling
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Sports are dead within 10 years better hope your teams won one
The NBA is formally stepping into the prediction markets ecosystem. The league announced agreements Monday morning with Kalshi and Polymarket that will allow the companies to use official league data and intellectual property and give the league control over what trades the companies are allowed to offer. nyti.ms/4smgsfG
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The fitness industry is propped up entirely by the ego and delusion of those that consume it. Everyone "trying" to lose weight/look better through merchandise/content is looking for a way around the obvious (and only) solution of "eat less and do an actual workout consistently".
Prison bros need to come and expose the fitness industry. The brothers locked up ain’t drinking no huel or gold standard 😂.
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Society is crumbling because tiny white boys can’t start drunk fights without immediate physical consequence anymore.
I am serious when I say that if you're not willing to gouge someone's eyes out to save your life then you've got no chance in the world that's coming.
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Time to ramp up the racism against Indians. Shit is starting to get ridiculous.
that is literally the only fucking argument these shills are spitting. if a batsman knew all he'll be getting is full tosses, he'll pummel it for sixes every single ball. irrespective of 7-8 variations.
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Driving Jewish cuz I be cutting off dickheads
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If you told an out of towner we have Orthodox Jewish sharia police they would call it an anti-Semitic conspiracy theory
Man Calls NYPD on jewish police Shomrim 😳 “We have a person here role playing as a cop”
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Timberwolves being led by 3 dudes Steve Kerr personally rejected is probably the craziest realization. Anthony Edwards LaMelo Ball Jonathan Kuminga
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52 yard TD and that shit says 60 yards after the catch I’m crying
Bo nix a 50 yard BOMBBB
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Imagine being the QB of this team Can't pass block Can't run the ball Can't catch the ball Kicker pisses away points
The Green Bay Packers find themselves at 4-3 after their loss to the Detroit Lions on Sunday. How exactly did the Packers get here? 🏈Ranking last in Pass Block Win Rate (31%) 🏈Averaging a league-low 59.9 Rush YPG 🏈Leading the NFL with 18 drops 🏈Missing 7 FG/PAT, tied for most in the NFL
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Reminds me of this tweet 😂
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I mean - objectively this is hilarious. But in the world where Matthew Golden was penalized and later fined for taunting by doing a simple flex, how can this exist and subsequently be promoted by the NFL?!?
Did we miss somebody? 😅 @Lions
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I have a hunch
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I got this joke when I was 8. The internet revealed to me that there are now 20 years old who don’t get it.
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White women were wearing them, too.
White men wore the hoods, but white WOMEN sewed them!! I’ll never underestimate their hatred. Especially for Black women!!!
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If i say “bring your friend” bring the ho that cheats not the one who thinks she knows her worth.
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I think this is the first time in the history of Iowa anyone has tried to associate Iowa with hot people
Average Iowa Hawkeye vs average Minnesota Gopher
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