Best Clockmaker on Mars ⏰

Massachusetts, USA
Joined June 2024
Strider Blue Skies πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ retweeted
The Brewers are being celebrated like they invented baseball. They are doing things that have become unusual. They have an old school tough manager who players love playing for. They focus on basic easy to understand basic fundamentals. They have a hitting coach that was an overachieving player for skill that played in the big leagues. They hit the ball the other way. They value putting the ball in play. They adjust their approach based on situation and count. They are not addicted to exit velocity and launch angle bullshit. They bunt and steal bases. They do not have selfish superstars that need to be treated like celebrities. The Brewers simply play the game how it was meant to be played.
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I'm going to have to delete my instagram account due to the never-ending onslaught of reels being sent to me. I can't take it anymore. I have enough things demanding my attention.
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Strider Blue Skies πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ retweeted
Thought that was the ball at first..
Broken bat coming right at ya
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Forgot to mention that a giant, naked from the waist down, homeless man in Nashville told me to go to hell and called me the N word. He got in my face and I probably would've blast double legged him if he wasn't naked and didn't smell like a pig farm πŸ˜‚
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Strider Blue Skies πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ retweeted
Billy Strings is a bluegrass superstar. He’s also a massive metal fan, so much so that when Canadian death metal legends Cryptopsy played his festival, he jumped onstage to shred with them. He loved it so much he followed them to their club show the next night and did it again. Here he is at the Pyramid Scheme, ripping β€œOpen Face Surgery.”
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I'm at a dive bar listening to live blues. Awesome night God forbid a white boy get a lil motion
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Dave Matthews Band in like idk .... 2007. I went bc my girlfriend wanted me to. We've been married for 14 years now so It worked out.
Whats the worst concert you've ever seen?
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Strider Blue Skies πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ retweeted
Join us on the Perfecth World Tour The first dates have been announced. Sign up for the presale: livemu.sc/qotsa
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Strider Blue Skies πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ retweeted
Aaron Rodgers was asked about Mike McCarthy injuring himself during Sundays game: β€œI’m glad Mike is okay, I wouldn’t want Tony Fauci to come start jabbing him with vaccines.”
πŸ€– Made with AI
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Strider Blue Skies πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ retweeted
Being 10x more involved with your kid than your parents ever were with you, while somehow feeling 100x more guilty about falling short, is the official millennial parenting experience.
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Strider Blue Skies πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ retweeted
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Strider Blue Skies πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ retweeted
Song of the day
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When I see people wearing cowboy hats in Nashville I'm like ... Wow, that's gay But when I'm in Texas? I'm like ok go off Gus McCrae Is this valid? I'm a Yankee so who knows Also I've been drinking
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