Travis Hayward

I’m very excited for when I live in an old haunted castle where I can spend eventful nights such as this talking to my candlelit shadow on the wall as children gaze on from down below the hill waiting to catch a glimpse of my silhouette creep past the window.

I wonder what the crossover of autism and crystal healers is.

I feel like my daily schedule is: Wake up. Plan a bunch of things to get done. Don’t get those things done. Go to sleep.

We all trust ceiling fans an awful lot, they are literally spinning weapons of carnage just looming overhead.

I have no idea how anyone uses @AdobeVideo in a professional setting. I forgot how terrible it is. Been using Resolve for the past year without any crashes, I get back on Premiere and it’s literally crashed 6 times in 3 hours.

At this point kinda just waiting for the Kaiju’s to happen next.

Anyone who eats that weird black thing at the end of a banana should be put on a watch list.

living in dark times rn i’m on a full blown christmas tree cake bender pray for me ya’ll

Finally a hashtag I can get behind #ReleaseTheSnyderCut

Insane camerawork!

My juicy chicken juice brings all the boys to the yard, you can’t help yourself, it’s not your fault.

Everybody wants a juicy piece of chicken but if you try to give them chicken juice then all of a sudden they too good for you.

Most days, bread is just a vessel for something greater.