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Stringa

@Stringa17

I'll pour it, you pay for it. who cares who drinks it?

Joined April 2012
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"Surprise me with something!" Go fuck yourself.... Did that surprise you?
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**English Premier League** Another soccer bet, we're going with the favourite! View who we're backing here: bit.ly/1og43YH #bet
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On nice New Years falls on a Tuesday? I have Tuesdays off! I have the night off... Oh wait... That's a lie.
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#DidYouKnow @flea333 played the bass on Young MC's classic "Bust a Move". RT if this blew your mind as well..
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Don't approach the bar or wave me down or look for my attention if you are on your phone. Your Full attention or you get no attention.
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How to behave in the bar smh.com.au/executive-style/t… via @smh
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When I come into 7 open cans of @redbull I tend to hate last nights bartender..
Image from Bartender HatesU (@BartnderHatesU)
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Fuck Friday, doesn't everyone know the fun starts on a Monday
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*looks at beer levers* *looks at bartender* *looks at levers* *looks at bartender* "So, what's on t-" *hit with a brick*
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On the real. @smashleywinder
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Dear Shades of Grey fans, Take your new fansination with bondage and gag yourselves to spare the rest of us having to hear you speak.
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RT“@BarHavoc: New drinking game for #bartenders: drink every time a new staff member mentions how they used to do things at their old bar”
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Quit acting like its your first time at a bar. Drinks are expensive, you're not getting shit for free, and I don't work for free.
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Sleeping in could easily be my superpower. If not for my arch-nemesis, having to pee.
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@Stringa17 Stringa? On Twitter? Now I've seen everything! #welcome
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