strawberry shortcake

Y’all. He said “stop it, man” Calm down. #breachdallas

Midwest Indigo by @twentyonepilots has seemed so familiar ever since it came out and I just realized why; it is very Vessel but also very @thekillers-esque. I love it. Thank you, @tylerrjoseph, for another banger.

I can never forgive @pennyandsparrow for making the Wendigo shirt basically the same color as my skin tone and, as I learned the hard way, making people who first see me from behind think I’m shirtless.

Still the greatest debates. youtu.be/SXCdxr33iLs?si=T_es…

I wish my battery would constantly blink when it’s lower than 20% even if I have the low power mode on because I still always forget and it dies and it’s annoying. But it seems like flashing would catch my attention even in my peripherals so I remember to plug it in. @Apple cmon

How I really look when I thought I was smiling at someone passing by.

Pretentious is such a pretentious word.

I just want a source that recommends really good (clean) books.

I’m sick and sad and lonely so I’m in the perfect mood to go through all my old pictures and hurt my own feelings.

Thanksgiving is one week away which means that you are officially three months too late to start thawing the turkey. Congratulations.

Car fries don’t count.

Microwaves should have a big display screen of what’s in there because I WILL forget about it.

Richard Scarry would have been so proud.

Oh, look! It’s Lubbock.