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Deuteronomy 6:5 ("You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength") is a trinitarian Easter Egg.
A couple of weeks ago, my dad told me two experiences told to him. My uncle was swearing up a storm when his TV told him to calm down. After another couple was discussing an acquaintance's suicide, the TV spoke crisis info. But Grok found no one else discussing such things online.
WTF, $3000 Samsung TV has an always-on mic, automatic content recognition, geo tracking, network mapping, and ships your data to Samsung + 400 partners.
Bro Rooted a brand-new 2025 Samsung TV after noticing absurdly targeted ads.
Firmware was locked down, so zero-days it was.
Got a root shell.
then found: always-on voice service, ACR, geo, full telemetry pipeline, and four separate DRM systems.
This isnβt a bug, Itβs the product bro.
π»π¦ Fr Victor Feltes retweeted
Take me out to the ballgame
Take me out with the crowd
Buy me some peanuts & Cracker Jack
I donβt care if I never get back
Let me root-root-root for the home team
If they donβt win itβs a shame
For itβs 1, 2, 3 strikes youβre out
At the old ballgame
Negotiator: Any more demands?


















