"FAMILY"? WHAT FAMILY, NIGGA?! YOUR KIDS ARE JOINING THE JUNIOR IDF AND THEY'RE DEBATING ON WHO TO ASSIGN YOUR NEW EX-WIFE TO NEXT!
Please be patient with this Heffalump in the days to come. She just lost her job and has to ration a year supply of food over over the month instead of the week.
Many are speculating the reason Ethan pursued such frivolous and expensive lawsuits is so that he could deprived the wife he pretended to love so much of the money she deserved for putting up with his abuse for 20 years. #AuditEthan #PayTheTrollToll
cant wait to see more wholesome millenial normgroid youtubers pretend they simply cant understand why a middle aged man with a failing career would cheat on his hideous wife
Early reporting from the Klein divorce hearing is that Hila is filing for joint custody with all of Ethan's opps from Ethan Bradbury and Matt Hoss to Kaceytron and Hasan. She's been quoted as saying "Fuck a two-parent solution". More to come!
Bro this is gonna be the messiest divorce of all time. HOW IS THIS MF GONNA EXPLAIN "PEDO TROLL" IN THE CUSTODY HEARING 💀
MF STYLO retweeted
It is my destiny to fuck Hila Klein and then bring Peace to the Middle East..........
AB doesn't know that Ethan gets to keep him and all his chew toys in the divorce and Hila gets the house, the kids, and the businesses
MF STYLO retweeted
Ethan Klein gotta go full pro Palestine and say the Mossad pussy had him acting crazy and how he thought Dominicans were controlling the banks
Gee, if only there was some way to know that Ethan was lying about that "family" shit before you committed to being his ball boy for over a year.
I guess they didn't teach analytical reading, critical thinking, and time being linear in Fat Fucking Wop University























