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“Listen here, bucko. I don’t want to get into a kerfuffle but I’ve had it up to here with you”
-Kirk Cousins probably
I thought he meant football, like real football and I thought it sounded really fun only to launch the game and find out it’s gay football
I made a football quiz game where the obvious answer is the worst answer.
7 questions a day, give it a go before midnight 👇
longshots.app
SubtlePaine retweeted
Oct 28: Trump declares, “Montreal will pay if he loses the midterms.”
Nov 3, 10:02 PM ET: James Talarico flips Texas blue for the first time in 38 years.
10:04 PM ET: Winnipeg erases a 4-goal deficit in 2:40 and beats Montreal 5-4 in OT. U.S. Olympian Kyle Connor scores twice
This is insane. And living in Florida, naturally I must try to win this #XbiteSweepstakes
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The call out when it’s literally just me and my friends attempting to flank the enemy team without pushing dumpsters
SubtlePaine retweeted
.@Vikings @Lions this one play showcases the issues with this passing game...This should be a TD by @JJettas2 #BaldysBreakdowns
This is going to cost Trevor the MVP award this year
Trevor Lawrence has been pulled early in 8 of the #Jaguars last 15 games. Here’s how much time was remaining in each.
- 4th Quarter (8:07) vs #Chargers
- 4th Quarter (6:05) vs #Titans
- 4th Quarter (7:08) vs #Colts
- 4th Quarter (13:51) vs #Jets
- 4th Quarter (13:17) vs #Titans
- 3rd Quarter (2:31) vs #Browns
- 4th Quarter (8:06) vs #Patriots
- 3rd Quarter (0:00) vs #Colts
= total of 89:05
I reeeeaallly hate to admit it, but Sean Peyton really did juke out the Minnesota front office during the draft when we could’ve picked Bo Nix. And I HATE Sean Peyton.
SubtlePaine retweeted
Parents, PLEASE check your kids’ Halloween candy. I just found a Snickers bar filled with Nathan MacKinnon's Olympic Gold Medal wide open miss
Lmao
🚨🚨BREAKING: The #Packers are nominating RB Josh Jacobs to represent Green Bay for the NFL’s Walter Payton “Man of the Year” Award.
This will be the FIRST time in Jacobs eight year career being nominated for the award after missing the first seven weeks of the season due to some stuff.
What an incredible turnaround story. 👏👏👏
























