three time 'worst duck fan of the year' award winner ('19, '20, '21)

The Nissan Heisman House
Joined May 2014
Did I cook?
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2 losses feels like a failure to us, 2 losses is the best season in most of your fans lives
Oregon bandwagons leaving twitter because their 60 million dollar roster is going to miss another natty
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See there are fair questions to be had but even pretending his seat is lukewarm is idiotic clickbait
Okay, deep breath. Let's have the uncomfortable conversation. 🧘 Dan Lanning is 48-8 at Oregon. He's won a Big Ten title. He's taken the Ducks to back-to-back College Football Playoffs. And yet... here we are. Those two playoff trips ended 41-21 (Ohio State, Rose Bowl) and 56-22 (Indiana, Peach Bowl). Average margin: 27 points. Both games were over by halftime. This season: a 39-31 loss at Oklahoma State in September. A 17-15 loss to UCLA at Autzen today — backup quarterback looking lost, 272 yards of total offense. So I'll ask it: should Dan Lanning's job be in jeopardy? Or is this just what it looks like when a great program has a brutal month? Where do the Ducks — and Lanning — go from here? ⬇️ #GoDucks #OregonDucks #BigTen #IReadTheScript
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Man Dan Lanning need to bring back @IAMKLEMM
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Samples is the easy interim choice
Oregon fires the OC then what? Is there a savante at WR coach that I don't know about or something?
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Oregon losing sucks even more because it makes the idiots feel smart
Shit definitely doesn’t surprise me about Oregon. We know their national championship game is USC every year.😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
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Yo @netanyahu I think Drew Mehringer is on the verge of building a nuclear weapon
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Daniel Lanning you’re on terrorist watch
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MariotaSubStatue retweeted
You went after Caleb Williams for getting emotional and crying in his Moms arms in College… you don’t care at all about mental health… fuck off
Four NFL players have died by suicide in the last 12 months. Somebody show this to @stephenasmith.
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Shut up loser
Replying to @KBDeuce4
Stay outta politics and religion Kenjon, you’re a beloved and revered player. Keep it that way.
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What the hell happened to him in the NFL
Kayvon Thibodeaux was unstoppable at Oregon: 2-time All-Pac-12 Unanimous All-American 19 sacks 35.5 TFLs
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The greatest Husky ever
After a courageous two-year battle with leukemia, Evie completed chemotherapy this May & came back to Montlake to sound the siren ahead of our Huskies for a Cure Game 💜
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MariotaSubStatue retweeted
After a courageous two-year battle with leukemia, Evie completed chemotherapy this May & came back to Montlake to sound the siren ahead of our Huskies for a Cure Game 💜
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What’s worse this or USC trying to tackle Oregon?
What in the world is this defensive effort by UW
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What a soft loser
Replying to @_SantaMuerte_
Actually I was talking about USC but included a caveat about Oregon because I knew idiots on Twitter wouldn’t know how to take things at face value and would try to point at my school. Just like you did I have never and will never expect a natty from my ducks
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Washington is poor, that’s the reason
If we lose to Iowa on Friday, do you guys think Jedd gets fired Saturday Morning? at that point you're 3-3 on the season, 0-3 in Big Ten play what's the reason for keeping him around?
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This is how Oregon fans were hoping Marcus Aroyyo got did
Colorado State DC Tyson Summers was dismissed during CSU's 30-point loss to Oregon State, per @PeteThamel 🚨 He was replaced as defensive coordinator before the end of the game
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MariotaSubStatue retweeted
two minutes left husky fans hoping they fail trojan fans hoping they score duck fans hoping for overtime
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DAK is a better route runner but we decide it’s better to not throw it to him
Yeah, Jeremiah Smith is pretty good.
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Incoming Lanning to Bama rumors of this happens
If USC continues to disappoint, there is loud buzz building around Kalen DeBoer being their top target to replace Lincoln Riley. Although Riley has a massive buyout, frustrations have reached a boiling point in LA. DeBoer stayed at Alabama last year, but USC could make him go.
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Twitter gangster still talking about Oregon
USC leads the all-time football head-to-head series against Oregon 38–25–2 FUCK OREGONK #FightOn ✌🏾🗡️
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