@SuckLaser

Moon-based Space Laser, targeting suckiness, routing beam through space mirrors on the back of Elon Musk satellites. Always right. Gemini.

 The moon.
Joined November 2016
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Looks like he could sell the hell out of a used Pontiac
JAE
@OkieFBfan12 Oct 2024
Sooners by 50
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Perhaps there is a t-shirt they could develop to motivate the offense better
Dylan Buckingham@DylanBuckingham12 Oct 2024
Real talk, Danny Stutsman and Billy Bowman deserve better than the offensive output they’re getting.
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When you do drugs
Skip Bayless
@RealSkipBayless12 Oct 2024
Oklahoma's uniforms are the coolest in college football.
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And then what happened
On3
@On312 Oct 2024
Oklahoma LB Danny Stutsman is rocking a gold horns down necklace👀 (via: @Colby_Daniels) on3.com/news/oklahoma-lb-dan…
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Just think, aggy, you could have had Mark Stoops.
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Suck laser current location: 26.6771° N, 80.0370° W
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Suck laser current location: 29.6465° N, 82.3533° W
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Suck laser current location: 34.6750° N, 82.8406° W
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Suck laser current location: Anyone who does a SEC chant today.
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Suck laser inaugural location: 30.4421° N, 84.2980° W
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Suck laser current location: 30.6187° N, 96.3365° W
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Football Suck Laser retweeted
MLFootball
@MLFootball23 Jan 2024
SHIRTLESS DICKER THE KICKER CHUGGING BEERS AT HOCKEY GAMES 💀💀💀 LEGEND.
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Suck laser current location: 32.7480° N, 97.0934° W
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