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Jess

@SupJess__

I'm insane but my intentions are golden.

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Joined January 2012
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Anybody know when Shakira law starts? I need to warm up my hips.
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jj 🍂@ilyacigNov 4
abortion at 12 hair dye appointment at 1 transgender surgery at 2 another abortion at 3 queer dating at 4 and drag show at 5
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i think about this a bit too often
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Are you ready folks?
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Now say "Nick Cannon has more baby mamas than you."
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This messy Trump-Musk breakup is truly the gayest thing about pride month
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this is the American equivalent of the Notre Dame burning
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Democrats should introduce a gun control bill called the "The Donald Trump safety and gun control bill" and make republicans vote against it.
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damn and i saw it while takin a shit life is crazy
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i hiked seven days straight for this view
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This is not an email I ever expected to receive or send.
Image of email reads "The AI design of your email is clever, but significantly lacks warmth. Would it be possible to be contacted by a human being moving forward instead of AI? Many Thanks"

ALT Image of email reads "The AI design of your email is clever, but significantly lacks warmth. Would it be possible to be contacted by a human being moving forward instead of AI? Many Thanks"

Image of response reads "It's not AI. I'm just autistic. See you next Friday. Sent from Proton Mail mobile.

ALT Image of response reads "It's not AI. I'm just autistic. See you next Friday. Sent from Proton Mail mobile.

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@0xgaut5 Jun 2023
POV: the year is 2035 and HR is about to fire you
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this is the craziest headline i’ve ever seen
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@0xgaut16 Mar 2023
Microsoft released copilot in Excel, and it is officially caught up with Google on the AI race. Fantastic to watch.
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Cleaning up on Tinder.
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Honestly don’t even know why I try to fit in with the guys. 😔
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I was rejected by Apple. I was rejected by Amazon. I was rejected by Facebook. I was 28 years old and broke. I decided to start my own startup. Now I’m 30 years old and broke.
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This is why I drive a Toyota.
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