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Mario Salazar

@SuperStarcomedy

until then please be kind to animals

 Mcallen Texas
superstarcomedy.net
Joined April 2009
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Been a few days now but I had a wonderful show at the @ImprovHouston. Big shoutout to all comedians I shared stage with and to Emmanuel Valencia! CUJO, Team CUJO and Nothing But Sportz! It was so cool having the most talked about man in Houston the last few months at my show. His professional fight Oct 24th. #TEAMCUJO
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Paisa Palenque Pandemonium
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Chargers would’ve destroyed the Milwaukee Brewers!! Chargers 32nd best team in the NFL ⚡️⚡️⚡️
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Tell us what stores 😨
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Bola de scumbags that whole organization
Jarrett Bailey (@JBaileyNFL) profile pictureJarrett Bailey
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The Chiefs would sign Osama Bin Laden if he ran a 4.3
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Only Mexicans do this #WednesdayComedy
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Raiders fans 😩😩
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Wheeeewwww!!!
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Mystery Meat Musk #pottedmeat #RetroTuesday
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Mustache Baby is gonna unite the world
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Baby looks like he owns one of those “Buy here pay here” car dealership
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Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives (@dom_lucre) profile pictureDom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
@dom_lucreOct 26
🔥🚨LATEST: A Cleveland pastor is going viral after standing in front of her congregation Sunday and introduced her husband's second wife, calling the woman her 'sister in marriage', and the new wife was already a minister at their church.
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Less violence more tacos gorditas
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I miss you bro! Both of our birthdays are coming up and we would both get super excited for each other. Life’s been a roller coaster but remembering your strength and courage your last days and months inspires me so much each day. You helped me realize how precious life is and to be grateful and thankful everyday. I know you up there crushing it in heaven. God bless you always carnal Israel Garcia
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Stop stealing Coper Cooper!!
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HADOKEN!!!! #StreetFighter
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Funnel Cake Felon
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BOLT THE FUCK UP for 27 ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
Mario Salazar (@SuperStarcomedy) profile pictureMario Salazar
@SuperStarcomedyOct 24
Justin Herbert and #Chargers winning Superbowl in 2027-28. Here’s how #boltup
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Justin Herbert and #Chargers winning Superbowl in 2027-28. Here’s how #boltup
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CHARGERS would’ve destroyed the Rio Hondo Bobcats. Chargers 32nd best team in the NFL ⚡️⚡️⚡️
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You want me to get my homie to do flyer it’s only $40 bucks. Promoter: “Nah I got it” Then it’s an AI Flyer 😩😩
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