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Nairobi, Kenya
Joined February 2009
This year... You want a car, hit me up You want to service a car, hit me up Need a car part, hit me up Need a nose cut, hit me up Need a half cut, hit me up Need headlight, hit me up Need an engine, hit me up Need a gearbox, hit me up Issues cars, hit me up.
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So on top of the pension funds engaging in a buy-and-hold of the KPC shares for Dangote, he was also the one dictating the price at which to buy the shares. Are we actually serious? What in the neglect of fiduciary duty is this?
Now you understand where Dangote's bravado came from. All along, the deal had been cooked right from the top to the point of forcing pension funds & state agencies to buy-and-hold KPC shares for him. This is a bandit economy!
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Meanwhile in Kenya....
To everyone celebrating Lula’s reelection victory, I just want us to all acknowledge Erika Hilton right here. She’s a Black trans woman who became the most voted congresswoman in Brazilian history this cycle and has been campaigning nonstop for Lula in the second round
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Kama hawa unawaachilia waende
this experience genuinely changed the way i look at religion.
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With great joy, I congratulate my dear brother President Lula @LulaOficial on his historic fourth presidential election victory and the renewed trust of the Brazilian people. We share a simple but profound conviction. Politics must improve people’s lives, uphold their dignity and bring hope to those too often left behind. That commitment to social justice remains at the heart of our work. I look forward to strengthening the friendship between Barbados and Brazil as we continue building a fairer, more inclusive and peaceful world. May God continue to guide and strengthen you, dear brother. There is much work ahead, and much good still to be done!
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Babatisa retweeted
i can feel my brain allocating lifelong storage to this post and i’m not happy
I just found out the GPT in ChatGPT stands for Gomputer Pomputer Tomputer
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The Aberdares were last cleared by the white man in the 1890s to feed the Kenya-Uganda railway for timber for sleepers and firewood. By 1909 more than 1000 square kilometres had already been cut. In the Second World War the extraction rose again. Kenyan should sees the identical method returned under a Kenyan name. Ruto and the colonial government are one and the same he is even worse.
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Babatisa retweeted
💥 BREAKING: Europe's second largest economy is borrowing like it's 2011 Greece. If Paris cracks, Italy follows, the ECB prints, and the euro in your account will melt soon.
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Babatisa retweeted
saw a comment that said: "Paying taxes right now feels like sponsoring criminals." 😭😭😭
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Hey this Tweet is supposed to make you angry. It is obvious we are in hell.
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This Murango fellow is a very captivating story teller.. and he is hilarious AF
Kafupi kanono alipatana na rika take. Don't joke with the incoming Kirinyanga governor.
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The problems we face are just too many man! How does one manage the city when there is such monumental non-give-a-fuckery?
Replying to @SakajaJohnson
Enforcement action and arrests were made severally by the county officials and most recently in July after failing to comply with the enforcement order below. However the suspects were released on a 50k bail at Kamukunji police on the very same day. Prosecution of the same was also denied. We have repeatedly asked for the resumption of the power to prosecute such violations of such county and county related laws after this was taken away from County governments in 2024 (one such letter to the office of the DPP is attached). Meanwhile, several such cases have either been rejected by prosecutors (who are independent of the County), dismissed by the justice system or have had minimal fines imposed. Fining a developer 50k for an illegal development with hundreds of millions without orders to stop and remove the offensive development is completely unreasonable. I raised this in the Senate a fortnight ago and we shall keep pushing for a review of this position. All of these instances, where enforcement action has been curtailed, blocked or interfered with, will be published to the public.
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Most pple are missing this part. How is the county forced go litigate 256 cases of illegal constructions.
Replying to @SakajaJohnson
Enforcement action and arrests were made severally by the county officials and most recently in July after failing to comply with the enforcement order below. However the suspects were released on a 50k bail at Kamukunji police on the very same day. Prosecution of the same was also denied. We have repeatedly asked for the resumption of the power to prosecute such violations of such county and county related laws after this was taken away from County governments in 2024 (one such letter to the office of the DPP is attached). Meanwhile, several such cases have either been rejected by prosecutors (who are independent of the County), dismissed by the justice system or have had minimal fines imposed. Fining a developer 50k for an illegal development with hundreds of millions without orders to stop and remove the offensive development is completely unreasonable. I raised this in the Senate a fortnight ago and we shall keep pushing for a review of this position. All of these instances, where enforcement action has been curtailed, blocked or interfered with, will be published to the public.
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Sakaja just shared a list of 256 skyscrapers being constructed in Nairobi without permits. He blames the Judiciary for providing cover and protection to the developers.
Replying to @SakajaJohnson
Enforcement action and arrests were made severally by the county officials and most recently in July after failing to comply with the enforcement order below. However the suspects were released on a 50k bail at Kamukunji police on the very same day. Prosecution of the same was also denied. We have repeatedly asked for the resumption of the power to prosecute such violations of such county and county related laws after this was taken away from County governments in 2024 (one such letter to the office of the DPP is attached). Meanwhile, several such cases have either been rejected by prosecutors (who are independent of the County), dismissed by the justice system or have had minimal fines imposed. Fining a developer 50k for an illegal development with hundreds of millions without orders to stop and remove the offensive development is completely unreasonable. I raised this in the Senate a fortnight ago and we shall keep pushing for a review of this position. All of these instances, where enforcement action has been curtailed, blocked or interfered with, will be published to the public.
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Suddenly, forests across the country (Ngong Hills, Karura, Thogoto, Aberdares, etc) have all matured at the same time. What a coincidence.
CLARIFICATION ON FOREST PLANTATION HARVESTING IN NGONG HILLS FOREST The Kenya Forest Service (KFS) has noted video clips and photographs circulating on social media alleging illegal logging in Ngong Hills Forest, with claims that the activities are being carried out at night. The Service wishes to clarify the circumstances surrounding the ongoing forest plantation harvesting operations. Harvesting of mature forest plantations in the Kibiku Forest Block of Ngong Hills Forest is being undertaken following a competitive bidding process and the subsequent award of a tender for the harvesting of 56 hectares of mature plantations, in accordance with the Public Procurement and Asset Disposal Act 2015, the Forest Conservation and Management Act 2026 (FCMA 2026), the Constitution of Kenya 2010 and forest harvesting rules (2016). Furthermore, forest operations are required to be conducted between 6:00 a.m. and 6:00 p.m., as stipulated under the FCMA 2026. Upon completion of the harvesting process, the Community Forest Association is normally engaged to replant more trees through the Plantation Enterprise and Livelihood Improvement Scheme (PELIS). Regarding the photograph circulating on social media showing a trailer loaded with logs, the Service has received information that the vehicle had broken down and was undergoing repairs. KFS is verifying the circumstances surrounding the incident. The photograph alone does not establish that harvesting activities were taking place at night. The Service urges members of the public to seek clarification from the nearest KFS station on any concerns regarding forest management and harvesting activities. KFS urges the public to rely on verified information when commenting on the matter and to report all suspicious activities to the nearest police station for investigations or email [email protected]
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Under my regime, we would reciprocate.
By the way applying for a Nigerian Visa - you need more documents than you need for the UK, US, Schengen. And the process is longer. You even need the passport of the inviter. A colleague is applying because someone decided to host a conference in Nigeria that he has to attend.
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Man, fuck this new Twitter media format with a fucking cactus.
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Our U15 boys have been on fire in Azerbaijan. They wrapped up the group stage unbeaten, 3 wins and 2 draws in 5 matches at the FIFA U15 World Cup and Festivals. ZERO defeats. What a run! 🔥🔥🔥🇰🇪 #RadullKE #U15WC
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The regime after increasing Road Maintenance Levy from kshs 18 to 25 wants to toll a road that was started by Kibaki government and completed by Uhuru regime aka Southern Bypass
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There are no miracles in elections. People have to turn out by all means.
This is how Brazilians overcame barriers to vote President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva to victory.
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2022 had a dismal voter turn out compared to previous elections. 2027 needs to match the 2013 election or surpass it in turnout. IEBC and those on the ballot need to campaign hard for this.
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. @edwinsifuna please take heed. We need Sovereignty on the table as a campaign promise. Part of our problem with our current president is that he's sold us like cattle to everyone.. Russia, China, USA, the gulf.. literally everyone.
Brazilian President Lula: We will teach more mathematics, more engineering, because I don't want to remain dependent on Chinese or American artificial intelligence. I want to create a Brazilian one.
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