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Devon Kay

@SureDevon

she/her patent pending

 Dunellen, NJ
Joined April 2017
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Can we talk about how slut shaming is reverse Aceism?
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Hell yeah dude what the fuck does this mean
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Can we have a Fun Home movie please? As a treat?
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Oh nooo I sneeze farted. I snarted.
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Fitting my belt with a wd-40 holster so I can unsqueak the bathroom doors at this community arts center. #gaysinthewild
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This theme song has been stuck in my head for twenty years.
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So this actually happened and I yelled for my cat to come and kill it. This is why magic avoids us, y'all.
Devon Kay (@SureDevon) profile pictureDevon Kay@SureDevon30 Mar 2024
all I want in the world is for a tiny mouse to approach me and be my friend and make me clothing
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"It must be said as if to a loverrr... CALYPSOOOOO I RELEASE YOU FROM YER HYOOMANN BONNNDS..." Barbossa is a virgin.
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The longer I own a leather jacket, the surer I am that my descendants will treasure it. (I am a leasboan)
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It's all "You're supposed to drink water consistently." and "You're supposed to eat food at regular intervals." IF I'M NOT CONSTANTLY RECOVERING FROM THE BRINK OF CRISIS, HOW DO I KNOW I'M ALIVE.
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If you see a girl peeing in a cemetery, leave her be. She had a score to settle.
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I wish back of the plane had the same energy as back of the bus.
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Hit some turbulence and everyone is like JUMP!!!
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Spirit airlines: Hey y'all, we got extra seats on this flight to dallas if y'all wanna hop on. Just sayin there's room if you're not doin nuthin.
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all I want in the world is for a tiny mouse to approach me and be my friend and make me clothing
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You ever have a friend kill so hard at a mic that you want to quit comedy?
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I just noticed my nose and now I can't unsee it
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Smelling your bra to see if it's clean enough to wear. #JustGirlieThings
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Calling women "hunnies" Alpha move or MALPHA MOVE?
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I should share my stand up material more here, this is from yesterday. You can also check out my podcast on spotify which has @SureDevon as the most recent guest , other guests include: @GianmarcoSoresi , @MrDrewLandry , @RPcomedy , @Liam_Wolfe_Man @KenKrantzComic @MonnaComedy
Image from Richarddweckcomedy (@Richarddweckco1)
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you ever look at someone in their face but still have no idea what they look like
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