He/Him. Writer. Flirting with death against my will. Discord: Suribot

Joined August 2009
Going to try and make the switch for real. If you see me on twitter after this, it's not because I lied, it's because I failed.
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Esta es la trama de Baki the Grappler por cierto.
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Morton salt delved too greedily and too deep
Morton salt is mined 2,000 feet below Lake Erie. And now the lake is leaking into the mine. The mine was evacuated, with no injuries. Do not expect the mine to reopen anytime soon. Or ever.
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What if gems in swords But also, what if gems in scabbards?
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I love this particular clip
the hitler clip can’t be the only thing venture bros is known for. please.
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one time a woman accused me of being a prostitute and called the cops on me bc i was taking too long at an atm and was depositing a big stack of small bills (pizza delivery) and when the cop showed up he literally asked me why i didnt just run off
If someone calls the cops on u for something stupid do u have to wait for them or can u just leave
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No fucking way ITS 4 AGAIN DIFFERENT BUG
Announcing 3 Critical vulns for hundreds of millions of IoT, Firewalls, OT, and Military devices including: Palo Alto Networks, Comcast, D-Link, HP, Canon, Honeywell, GE, Oracle, Siemens, Rockwell, Digi, Lockheed Martin, Boeing... The vulns are with GoAhead Web Server which is a backend library used by these devices. There's a patch available from GoAhead but that doesn't mean there's a patch available for the devices yet -- that's up to the manufacturer. - TLS traffic over DHE ciphers have a 1-byte secret, "04", meaning anyone can decrypt connections to these devices and steal login credentials and session tokens if the client negotiated with DHE ciphers like the latest TLS_DHE_RSA_WITH_CHACHA20_POLY1305_SHA256, which is extremely likely. - LibreSSL mTLS has been completely bypassed, meaning anyone can connect over mTLS. If you have one of these devices listening on the internet and are expecting mTLS to protect it from attackers, take it offline or patch asap. - OpenSSL Certificate Revocation Lists (CRLs) are not enforced, meaning if a user device is stolen or compromised, and you revoke that mTLS cert, nothing actually happens. There are a lot of other attacks this can be used for. These are critical because these types of devices run our world. Water systems, electricity, military, firewalls, critical infrastructure. foxio.io/blog/choose-your-ba…
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1st car: boring, unimaginative. 1/10 Cars 2-4: creative, stylish. I like it 8/10 Cars 5-10: I’m not seeing enough movement, throw some more angle in there. 3/10 11th car: beautiful. A masterclass in aura farming. Frame it and hang it in a museum. 11/10
как креативно пересекать финишную черту наглядное пособие от гонщиков наскар
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you better start believing in cyberpunk, you live in it now
❗️ Cargo thieves have stolen more than $100M in hardware bound for US data centers since June, NBC News reports. They hijack freight-broker accounts, post fake loads and send carriers malware links to take over their accounts too. In one of the biggest heists, an SUV struck the security escort of a trailer carrying ~$10M in server rack components from California to Texas. The trailer sped off. An app was tracking it, but its coordinates had apparently been spoofed. In another, a sedan hit the off-duty police escorts of a $13M server load bound for Georgia, and the trailer drove on. None of the equipment from either load has been found.
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They are so gay
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funniest thing she possibly could have said immediately after it exploded
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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*paws at you* can i icicle crash you *paws at you* can i icicle crash you *paws at you* can i icicle crash you
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The Median Voter
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Hey @TeamYouTube , my friend and colleague over at the Daily Pat @ArchiveOfPat / youtube.com/@TheDailyPat has been kicked out of the Youtube Partner Program for "Reused Content" despite the fact that they're authorized and the clips they produce are substantially transformative
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Bringing your dog around some real Dog OG’s to scare his ass straight is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen LMFAO
Köpeğinin agresif davranışlarını düzeltemeyen bir eğitmen, eğitimli köpeklerinden yardım aldı.
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When you find out your goat washed 💔💔💔
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