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“If my parents caught me talking to a pirate, it probably wouldn’t end well. Good thing I don’t care.” // Enchanted Forest AU ~Magical Princess Emma ~Literate/Descriptive ~Multiship/Multiverse ~Looking for Mains ~OpenDMs/Open Mentions ~#ArtisticQuirks RT?

// The only real thing that Enchanted Forest Emma has with Storybrooke Emma is that neither of them has much interest in being a princess.

// nephew got himself locked in his bedroom and i just had to dismantle the door to get him out.

Totally isn't alone in the woods practicing magic.

[Pouty Princess is pouty. She's not used to not having people to talk to.]

// Oh. OH no. I just discovered the musical episode. What... What the hell. Is this. Killian. Omfg

// Okay, so Regina had her own virtual Groundhog Day loop before Henry. She could do anything. She could start tormenting the people in every way she could think of short of death and they'd all reset the next day. She had no excuse for boredom.

// Can you imagine Neal with magic? You wanna talk about madness.

// Still say someone needs to make an OUAT fan video of the villains to the tune of Taylor Swift's 'I Did Something Bad'.

// You gotta hand it to the OUAT writers. Their pun game was freaking strong.

// Y'know I think I actually have one of their cassette tapes in storage around here somewhere. I should find it.

// This is utter madness. XD I love it.

// Y'know I had no idea what that was and just googled it. I don't think I've ever actually watched any Abbott and Costello! I've been missing out.

I grinned mischievously and crossed my arms. "Your magic and your sense of humor."

"Hey, it wasn't cynical! It was sarcastic. /You/ of all people have no right to criticize sarcasm. That's your third-best quality."

"Well, what /can/ you teach me, then, Oh Magnificent Dark One?"

"Oh, come on. Teach me."

// Something about Rumple grinning at Emma and saying 'Good girl' makes me all tingly. 😅💀 Am I a terrible person?

"How do you mean?"

// I can kinda see why Rumple and Cora had a thing. They really are two peas in a pod.

I tilt my head to the side, pondering the statement. "Then why is it always considered the 'end all, be all' curse-breaker? It sounds like a strength, to me."