Stand up comedian and professional fool. Part time idiot.
Brisbane, Australia
Joined January 2009
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If a picture says a thousand words, why do you need 22 hashtags on your Instagram photographs?
Absolute belter of a response!
I'm assuming the big Powderfinger announcement is them making a public apology for creating some of the blandest rock music known to man.
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There's a glorious world where Freo play wharfie time because they think they're home, and Brisbane mercilessly mow them down.
Thus killing wharfie time and maybe even the Fremantle football club for good.
Was wearing my Father's Day Number One Dad socks to Bunnings earlier and saw another dad with a Number One Dad hat. I was dismayed but then realised he's obviously from one of the lower divisions. Better luck next year, buddy.
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Taking psychedelic drugs and going to the Australian theme park where they do the dance sequence from Austin Powers every single day . Getting asked to leave because my crying is so loud
I hope the AusAlert test seemed to go well for everyone. Not sure about anyone else but I've suddenly developed a really strong obsession with trains and the history of the Roman Empire.
Karl Stefanovic's podcast is the equivalent of Abbie Chatfield's podcast but for men who hold fish in dating app profile pictures.
I'm on the Gold Coast for a mini getaway and I've been for a walk on the beach. Everyone is beautiful and fit. I feel like a beanbag filled with watery mashed potato being rolled down the sand.
Cleaning up my son's room and found this unopened Meccano set. Says 8+ so it should be pretty easy and relaxing. Seems like a great way to spend a Sunday afternoon.
I have an engineering degree and I can't make sense of the instructions. I also appear to need three hands to do this