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SaffronBurke ๐ retweeted
just saw a man COMPLAIN that his virgin wife wasnโt in pain and bleeding after their wedding night. brother wtf why would you WANT that?
SaffronBurke ๐ retweeted
Stevie Nicks, Dolly Parton, Joni Mitchell, Fiona Apple, Tori Amos, Tracy Chapman, PJ Harvey, Carole King, Aimee Mann, Mariah Carey, Ani Difranco, Madonna, Kate Bush, Sade, Joan Baez, Alanis Morissette, Patti Smith, Sarah McLachlan, Carly Simon, Shirley Manson, Lucinda Williams?
SaffronBurke ๐ retweeted
Do christians just sincerely believe that nothing existed over 2000 years ago? Do they genuinely think that "murder bad" wasnโt a thing before christianity?
SaffronBurke ๐ retweeted
"parents shouldnt have to sit through a dozen movies just to find one they can watch"
Buddy idk how to tell you this but they figured out a solution to that a LONG time ago
We just made a promise no Hollywood studio has ever made. No sex or nudity on screen, no F-word, and no misuse of God's name in Angel originals. And 3 million Guild members get a veto on everything before it ever lands on Angel.
Parents shouldn't have to sift through a dozen movies to find one they can watch. That's why we made the Angel Promise. foxnews.com/media/angel-studโฆ
SaffronBurke ๐ retweeted
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Ok maybe Iโm just too British for this. If youโre over 30 and expect a big party for you on the SAME DAY as a family weddingโฆweird. Your family spent all day with you and then slept. You had pizza, watched movies, all normal birthday treats. Your wife is tired. Grow up
SaffronBurke ๐ retweeted
Itโs based on this scene from arrested development, the bag says โdead dove: do not eatโ and when he opens the bag he goes โI donโt know what I expectedโ
aka โif a fic is tagged with something, do no be surprised when it appears in the ficโ
SaffronBurke ๐ retweeted
Because they thought food stamps was what black people were getting, so they were ok with it being cut. Meanwhile,they were getting SNAP, not realizing that they're both the same f*cking thing. They deserve it.
SaffronBurke ๐ retweeted
Why would they? This sculpture was inspired by the cathedral in Nagasaki that was destroyed by the atomic bomb. Since there were consecrated hosts inside, according to Catholic theology this makes Jesus himself a survivor of nuclear war.
SaffronBurke ๐ retweeted
Men trying to scare women by saying theyโll replace us with sex bots that have artificial wombs as if theyโre going to happily raise children without the labor of a woman is so funny to me
SaffronBurke ๐ retweeted
Bob Ross is actually a perfect example to show why art lovers are unimpressed by AI art. Bob Ross is not famous for his paintings. He is famous for his videos in which he showed *how* he made his paintings. The process matters!
SaffronBurke ๐ retweeted
Phalloplasty was developed for veterans who had their dicks blown off during WW1 you fucking moron. Itโs a procedure older than heart transplants.
SaffronBurke ๐ retweeted
Well if you were a celebrity that happened to be considering suicide for an unrelated reason, youโre gonna have to stick it out a bit longer sorry :/
Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say tmz.com/2026/10/27/celebrityโฆ
SaffronBurke ๐ retweeted
โDrag is inherently sexualโ and it's just Elmo dressed as Miranda Priestly
SaffronBurke ๐ retweeted
Itโs insane how many men are angry with this video when this woman is a SAHM influencer of like five kids and her only intention here was to show what having a newborn is like, men simply donโt want to be reminded that having a baby is work so showcasing the reality of it is seen as โcomplainingโ
