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Joined July 2013
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God this Crystal Palace side is a hard watch, what happened? They were genuinely such. threatening side to play. Kamada is a fun watch though
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I swear to god if this doesnโ€™t come in iโ€™m cursed
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since this tweet has been found by a few of the right people, one thing I advise if you like low stakes gambling for medium/high returns then a great place to check is @bettingvillage and @thetipsguide for their boosts. This isnโ€™t an ad, and I am not affiliated, just help.
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apparently iโ€™ve offended people by posting a fun ยฃ5 bet slip and im getting sly digs because itโ€™s not a big return, if gambling for you is boring unless youโ€™re betting big money, you are actually the weird cunt and you have a problem, cheers x
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anyways goodnight folks, particularly to all the little neeks that post fake bet slips๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
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in other news i actually might have to celebrate an arsenal goal
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I swear to god if this doesnโ€™t come in iโ€™m cursed
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Cucurella is dog shit pass it on
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One season wonder ๐Ÿ˜‰
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Every single one of you little runts that ever laughed at me when I said time and time again Kane is a generational player, truly a once in a lifetime striker even when at Spurs can get FUCKED. Ballon Dโ€™or winner, HEโ€™S ONE OF OUR OWN
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the irony in kane losing the biggest individual award in the sport to a guy who went trophyless, after being discredited his entire career for being trophyless
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If this is A) The actual final rankings this bloke deserves nuking off the internet. B) Mbappe winning this award I will never take it seriously ever again and itโ€™s already in DEEP water after some honking winners the last few years
๐Ÿšจ OFFICIAL: The Ballon dโ€™Or 2026 TOP 10 (in no particular order): ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Kylian Mbappรฉ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Harry Kane ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Lamine Yamal ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท Lionel Messi ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Rodri ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช Khvicha Kvaratskhelia ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Michael Olise ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Ousmane Dembรฉlรฉ ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด Erling Haaland ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Fabiรกn Ruiz
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2 weekends in a row my mood as a Tottenham fan hasnโ€™t been ruined and itโ€™s not even an international break!!! COYS
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The new COD isnโ€™t as bad as anyone is making out, iโ€™m just not having fun. Such a good campaign launch and bags of potential but the maps are miserable and offers no replay ability. Gunplay is boring, AR or nothing particularly the M4. Roll on GTA
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โ€œiโ€™m really happy for Solanke he got his goal, should have had a hattrickโ€ - Darren Bent No this is exactly the point, he SHOULD HAVE. He is fucking useless, at this point iโ€™m all for a Richy comeback, I fucking hate him but iโ€™d rather him up front as he simply is better.
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iโ€™m not taking back anything iโ€™ve said btw solanke is still SHIT
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iโ€™m De Zerbi out after this unfortunately, same problems with converting changes but our chance creation is atrocious and that isnโ€™t player based, we are predictable and boring and his game management here has been nothing short of piss poor, solanke 90 minutes is hilarious.
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Bentancur shouldnโ€™t even be on the pitch btw, HORRIBLE use of a substitution, in general his game management is nonsensical as well as his substitutions, heโ€™s poor and will not be able to fix this mess that he has not created but added to
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what the FUCK are those subs
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