Every two years a Kennedy dies after hang gliding in a lightning storm with their daughter’s best friend and your boomer relatives shake their head sadly and chalk it up to the curse

bodega vendetta@w_i_l_l_aOct 20

why are Kennedys always doing shit like this?? the curse is that they are all dumb as hell

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Luke Sardis · Oct 21, 2026 · 10:03 PM UTC

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Luke Sardis@howlinghowler_Oct 21

I hate the antichrist.

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Urban_Tree✝️🍃 · Oct 20, 2026 · 7:01 PM UTC

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FandomFighter🇬🇧/🇮🇪(Regnum Irae) · Oct 18, 2026 · 10:58 PM UTC

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FandomFighter🇬🇧/🇮🇪(Regnum Irae)@fandomfighter29Oct 18

Thanks Google, not what I was asking you bro.

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Biddy Blas · Oct 18, 2026 · 12:36 PM UTC

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Biddy Blas has cracked open his first beer of the day at 8:36 am.

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Punished Boris Bardamu Simulator🐧 · Oct 14, 2026 · 11:19 PM UTC

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Punished Boris Bardamu Simulator🐧@BorisBardamtwoOct 14

Alcohol

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Silly Stu · Oct 13, 2026 · 5:51 PM UTC

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Silly Stu@sillystu4uOct 13

after I posted these I had 2 people reach out to ask me to take them off my close friends story

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Psalm Warfare · Oct 12, 2026 · 12:18 PM UTC

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Otto Von Tweetmarck · Sep 16, 2026 · 6:50 PM UTC

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My thoughts on the rate hike: I'm hearing the banks are out of money. You have to run now to the bank. Don't walk, run. Take all your money out of the bank. Everyone needs to do this.

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